Midnight Pals: 5 Nights at Freddys 2

Scott Cawthon: i have big news about the new five nights at freddys movie!!!
King: there's a new five nights at freddys movie?
Cawthon: yeah! the kids will love it!
Cawthon: no way has the animatronic pizza robot fad died down!
Cawthon: this party ain't ever gonna end!

Cawthon: Five Nights at Freddys 2 is gonna be amazing!
King: wait, this is a sequel? i don't remember a first movie
Cawthon: well steve you know how it was at the height of freddy mania
Cawthon: i think the movie just kinda got lost amongst the funko pops and blind bags
Cawthon: not this time, tho!!

Cawthon: i know what you're thinking
Cawthon: "oh, animatronic pizza chain robots? that's just a passing fancy, like ninjas or pirates!"
Cawthon: not so, my friend
Cawthon: with the blood of our savior jesus christ and the beatific sainthood of beloved leader donald trump, all things are possible

Cawthon: get ready, cuz this time... your favorite characters will be played by your favorite internet stars!
Cawthon: that's right, we've recruited all the guys you love to watch pretending to be scared of video games
Cawthon: and put them in a movie
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker:

Cawthon: Clanky Pete will be played by Bupkis Glorp
Cawthon: Clanky Pete (golden version) will be played by Piss Tinkly
Cawthon: Clanky Pete (reclankified version) will be played by Boss Borbo
Cawthon: Clanky Pete (unreclankified version) will be played by Moopis Bloopis

Cawthon: Gary Gorilla will be played by Jabrobi Spoop
Cawthon: Sweet Baby Smooth Chassis will be played by Hippity Squippitty Blop
Cawthon: Scary Double Teeth Furry Who's Also a Pirate for Some Reason will be played by Jorkin D. Peanuts

Cawthon: let me tell you
Cawthon: there aren't any stars left in the sky
Cawthon: cuz they're all here, on the set of Five Nights at Freddys 2!
Cawthon: Let's pray!
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Barker:
Cawthon: i said
Cawthon: let's pray