Midnight Pals: Revenge

King: so what did we miss?
Poe: well apparently the first amendment doesn't exist anymore
King: what?! but that's my favorite amendment!
Poe: wait i'm getting word that maybe it does
King: phew! that was a close one
King: glad that got settled

Bitter Karella: well well well
Karella: guess who's a big deal published author now
Koontz: who?
Karella:
King: she's talking about herself, dean
Koontz: really?
Karella: yes that was extremely heavily implied
Koontz: i didn't want to assume

Karella: now i may be a big deal author these days
Karella: but don't worry, i won't forget the little people
Karella: there will always be room at my campfire for you, deve
King: it's steve, actually

Karella: and for you, stean
Koontz: it's dean
Karella: and you --
Mary Shelley: you know my fuckin name
Karella:
Karella: [sweats] and you, mary

Karella: and, of course, you, blive
Barker: are you doing a bit?
Barker: you're clearly doing a bit

Karella: but the important thing is
Karella: some people have been failing to give moonflow 5 star reviews
Koontz: but gosh karalla! you can't get mad about that
Koontz: taste is subjective
King: wow! from the mouths of babes, eh?
Karella:
Karella: SHUT UP

Karella: some of you have been insufficiently effusive about moonflow
Karella: apparently under the impression that i am too gracious to say anything
Karella: wrong!
Karella: i see everything and i'm a little bitch

Karella: so anyway i have compiled the following Richard Nixon-esque enemies list of all the people who hated on moonflow
Karella: [unfurls comically long scroll]

Karella: cozyhorrorreviews.blogspot.com
Karella: happy.romantasy.reviews.fluffy.squishy.xanga.edu
Karella: the splatterdunk podcast
Karella: the_woke_horror_reviwer
Karella: the anti-woke_horror_reviewer

Karella: people who don't like funny names based on genitals
Karella: people who hate quality literature
Karella: people who hate fun
Karella: Italians
Karella: that's unrelated to moonflow, i'm just racist against them
Lovecraft: loving you, BK! Loving you!!

Karella: people who don't know what the term "egg" means
Franz Kafka: what does egg mean
Karella:
Karella: i am not in the mood right now, franz

Chuck Tingle: hey everyone chuck tingle's the name, being normal's my game
Tingle: Listen chum, i know what it's like to deal with haters
Tingle: but why wound their bodies with bullets when you can set their souls aflame with a slanderous meme?

Tingle: listen, if you will, to my revenge
Tingle: I've edited this image of a skeptical owl to say "That One Guy Who Remains Dubious of the Artistic Merit of Tinglers"

King: oh ho ho!
King: chuck my boy you've done it again!
King: man, i would NOT want to be THAT guy right now!
King: got 'im! Zing!
King: this is why we should call you chuck ZINGle
Tingle: that is not my name, chum
King: yeah no i mean
Tingle: my name is Tingle, chum

Stephen King: look karella if you want to have revenge on someone, it's easy
King: you just write them into your book and make them look silly
Karella: does that work?
King: it works like a charm!

Karella: what if i wrote an entire book about how much my enemies suck?
King: whoa whoa whoa!
King: let's not get crazy here!
JK Rowling: YESSSS
Rowling: YESSS
Rowling: LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

Karella: there's a cat in the book
Karella: but you'll have to read it to find out if the cat is ok
Karella: cuz i'm not gonna tell you up front
Ursula Vernon: lol
Vernon: your funeral, bozo