Midnight Pals: The Rude Question

Edgar Allan Poe: ok guys so kind of a thing tonight
Poe: GRR Martin is coming over to talk
Poe: and i need you all to NOT ask him about finishing game of thrones
Poe: i'm looking at you clive
Barker: yeah i'm just gonna ask him
Poe: don't deny it clive, i know you're thinking-
Poe: oh

Poe: clive please don't
Barker: i'm gonna do it
Poe: it's rude
Barker: yes
Barker: exactly
Poe:
Poe: i'm really tired clive
Barker: you can stop fighting me anytime edgar

GRR Martin: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the guy who buys an army of bugs and makes them fight
Martin: this guy is really cruel to his fighting bugs
Martin: sure hope that doesn't eventually bite him in the ass
Martin: that would be
Martin: ironic

Martin: anyway, this guy buys bugs from wo & shade
Martin: they're kinda like weyland yutani except evil
Barker: hey george i have a question
Poe: no he doesn't
Poe: he really doesn't
Poe: put down your hand clive

Poe: don't ask him clive i'm warning you
Barker: ooo edgar's warning me haha
Barker: listen martin when are you gonna finish
Poe: mary! Mary, stab him!
Mary Shelley: don't tell me what to do
Barker: what the hell edgar
Poe: i'm sorry, i panicked

Barker: jeez edgar if its that much of a big deal, then fine, i won't ask
Poe: thank you clive
Barker: GEORGE WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
Poe: NOO!!
Mary Shelley: that's it, you're both getting stabbed
Poe: ow no! shit!
Barker: urgh!
Barker: ok yeah i kinda deserved this

GRR Martin: [oblivious to scuffle breaking out amongst the crowd] anyway i hope you all enjoyed the story of the sand kings
Dean Koontz: wowwww! i just have one question mr martin
Koontz: when are you gonna finish game of thrones?
Barker:
Poe:
Shelley:

Martin:
Koontz: golly i just can't wait to read what happens to hot pie
Martin:
Koontz: hot pie is my favorite character
Martin:
Koontz: i really like hot pie :)
Martin:

GRR Martin: you know what? fuck all of you
Martin: maybe i'll NEVER finish game of thrones, how do you like that huh smart guy?
Martin: also it's not called game of thrones
Martin: it's a saga of fire and ice!!
King: huh? wasn't that a bakshi cartoon?
Martin:

Martin: i don't care how many hugos you lose, none of you are invited to the losers party ever again!
Martin: you're banned and your children! and your childrens children!

Martin: what do you all think of that?!?
Koontz: gosh what if you let brandon sanderson finish the books?
Martin:
Barker: ah hahaha
Barker: you're right edgar, it's good i didn't ask
Barker: this is WAY funnier!