Midnight Pals: Dorley

Alyson Greaves: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of dorley hall
Greaves: and welcome to it

Greaves: it's this university dorm where they force fem you
Greaves: they take the worst, shittiest dudes
Greaves: and turn them into the best, nicest girls
Greaves: using hormones, surgery, and a steady reading regiment of spells r us and fictionmania stories
Franz Kafka: oh i know those sites!
Greaves: i bet you do

Kafka: well this isn't really horror at all
Kafka: i mean actually n-no
Kafka: that's not what i meant to say
Kafka: i meant to say this is the most horrible thing in the world
Kafka: i can't think of anything worse!!
Greaves: hmm huh

Kafka: this story is way too dangerous!
Kafka: you can't just go around telling a story about a dorm that force fems guys!
Greaves: why not
Kafka: what if
Kafka: what if
Kafka: what if impressionable young men hear about it and they go there and get force femmed?
Greaves:

Greaves: why would impressionable young men do that
Greaves: is there a reason they would do that?
Greaves: is there some reason that they would desire to do that?
Kafka:
Kafka: i i i

Kafka: i'm just saying it's morally irresponsible to tell this story!
Kafka: nobody should even think about this dorm!
Kafka: i am erasing it from my memory!
Kafka: wait is this a real dorm
Kafka: where is this dorm?
Greaves:
Kafka: WHERE IS IT

Greaves: why do you want to know where it is
Kafka: i need to know so uhhh i can be sure NOT to go there
Kafka: its like when people wanted to know where shirley jacksons the lottery was so they could be sure to NOT go watch it
Greaves: is she always like this?
Poe: yeah this is a thing
Poe: kind of a running gag i guess

Barker: this has gone on long enough
Barker: this ends tonight
Poe: clive, no
Barker: don't try to stop me edgar
Barker: junji, give franz your cat ear headphones
Junji Ito: nya?
Barker: just hand them over

Barker: franz, out these on
Kafka: w-why
Barker: just try them out
Barker: see how they feel
Poe: clive you're playing with fire
Barker: franz was asking me for days about where the real madonna pool is, i think i know what i'm doing here