Midnight Pals: Tesla Diner

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the mid
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes] eyyyyyy stephano king
Clive Barker: hey look it's stephen's friend
King: for the last time, clive, we aren't
King: sighhh
King: fine
King: elon what do you want this time
Musk: eyyyy i disrupt da hamburger

Musk: eeyy stephano king you know i open da new tesla diner
Musk: itsa family diner!
Musk: bringa da whole family!
Musk: bringa you Ai generated anime wifu
Asuka Fourteenwords: [clipping through wall] hello senpai you are quite good at turning me on =^____^=

King: i don't have an Ai generated anime wifu
Musk: ey??
King: i have tabitha?
Musk: ey?
King: she's my actual wife
Musk: mama mia a meat space wifu!
Musk: whata concept!
Musk: i don't needa one of those
Musk: i sleep in a bed shaped like a cyber truck

Musk: bringa you whole family, whether its 25 test tube spawn white babies or 35 test tube spawn white babies
Xerxes Xylophone: father witness me
Xavier Xiphias: no father witness me

Musk: it serva da hamburger ofa da future!
King: the hamburger of the future?
King: actually that's kind of intriguing
King: what's different about the hamburger of the future?
Musk: well for one thing
Musk: itsa more expensive

Musk: welcome to da tesla diner!
Musk: or as we call it
Musk: Roko's Bistro!
Musk: we serva da cyber-hamburger with rick pickles!
Musk: we haffa da nano-french fries!
Musk: we haffa da e-milkshake!
Musk: we haffa da i-cola!
Musk: let that drink in!
Musk: mama mia!

Musk: atta da tesla diner, you can feel just like you're living on da internet!
Musk: just lika me!
Musk: elon musk!

Musk: you can also order fromma da secret menu
Musk: da keep you power level hidden menu lol lmao roflcopter
Musk: iffa you know what i mean
Musk: we gotta da anti-woke nuggies
Musk: da romaine salute salad
Musk: da biological reality burger
King: whats in that?
Musk: salmonella

Musk: anna tesla diner issa da only diner where you get served by a realla robot
Margaret Atwood: [under cardboard box, speaking through a vocoder] beep boop hello can i take your order

King: elon i don't think that's a real robot
Musk: eyyyy whata you mean
King: that's margaret atwood under a cardboard box
King: she's been doing this for a while
King: it's kind of a running gag

Musk: can i take you order
King: wow well there's certainly a lot to choose from
King: i think i'll get thhheeeeee
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King: what?
Musk: you haffa da blue check?
King:
King: no i
Musk: eyyy you go to da backa da line stephano king