Midnight Pals: Creepshow

Stephen King: george i hear you're gonna direct my creepshow movie
George Romero: yup
King: do you think
King: do you think i could be in it?
Romero:
King: see, i've always wanted to be on the screen
Romero:

Romero: have you ever acted before?
King: as a matter of fact
King: i was a cemetery watchman in sleepwalkers and i was the guy who got called an asshole by an atm machine in maximum overdrive
Romero: oh wow those were classic performances
Romero: you're in!

Romero: ok steve i've got the perfect role in creepshow for you
King: yeah?
Romero: yeah i'm going to cast you as the dumb hillbilly
King:
Romero: just the dumbest goddamn hillbilly you've ever seen
King:
Romero: so stupid

Romero: ok so in this scene, i want you to imagine that you're just an absolute moron of a backwoods yokel
King: ok sure i can do that
Romero: ACTION!
King: [thumbing overall suspenders] ahyuck ahyuck
Romero: no no no no cut
Romero: steve i really need to see some more stupid in this performance

King: right right be real stupid, i got it
Romero: alright let's try again
Romero: and ACTION!
King: [crossing eyes, mouth hanging open] duhhhhh duhhh ahyuck duhhh
Romero: no no no
Romero: dumber, steve, i need dumber!
Romero: throw in some more "hyucks" too
Romero: the "ahyucks" are good

King: golly gee whillickers ahyuck lookit that thar golldang meteor it must come outta th' sky ah bet some big city perfessor would pay fer that! i could get me a new hog with that kinda money ahyuck
Romero: no no no there's still something missing
King: i'm ahyucking as hard as i can, george!

King: hey can you put my boy joe in your movie too?
Romero: i dunno
King: my boy joe is the best! he's as good as gold
King: c'mon joe show him
Joe Hill: dad
King: don't be so modest joe he'll love you as much as i do
Hill: dad, stop, you're embarrassing me

Romero: well we do have a role available
Romero: joe do you want to play the kid who gets supernatural revenge on his shitty father
Hill:
Hill: i could do that
King: that's the spirit!
King: see, george, i told you he was perfect!
King: a real young lawrence olivier, this one!
Hill: dad, stop