Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: oh no

Added 2025-07-17 17:42:01 +0000 UTC

Stephen King: guys, i have an announcement
King: the epstein file is real
King: so is the tooth fairy and santa claus
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker: uhhhh is there something we should know about

Barker: did you mean to tweet that steve
Barker: on your public account
Barker: to the world
King: what? it's funny!
King: it's a funny joke!
King: it's almost as funny as the Ai picture of trump as a taco i retweeted from mark hamill
Barker:
Barker:
Barker:

King: boy you guys are just being real touchy about this
Barker: were you on the plane steve
King: now come on clive
King: now you're just reading into things way too much

King: people like sex trafficking but they don't like jokes about sex trafficking?
King: i don't get it!
Poe: people don't like sex trafficking steve

King: boy, this joke really backfired
King: better do some damage control
King: [puts on "not involved in human trafficking" shirt"]
King: this ought to clear some things up around here

Barker: were you on the plane steve
King: no! of course not!
Barker: let me rephrase this
Barker: was your evil twin richard bachman on the plane, steve