Midnight Pals: Fat Dog

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Allison Bailey: dark lord, dark lord, help me!
Bailey: the vet told me my dog is TOO FAT
Rowling: my god
Rowling: i can't believe they would attack your gender critical beliefs like that
Bailey: that's exactly what I said!

Rowling: exactly what happened
Rowling: what me through the whole thing
Bailey: ok so i went to the vet
Rowling: right, right
Bailey: looking for a vigorous debate about the importance of biological reality in assessing entry to womens spaces
Rowling: uh huh, right
Rowling: asss you do

Bailey: but it seems the trans activists had beat me there bc the vet didn't want to talk about that
Bailey: almost like they were afraid of appearing politically incorrect and inciting the wrath of the trans activist mob
Bailey: instead they just wanted to talk about my dog's health
Rowling: weird

Bailey: yeah like the vet was OBSESSED with talking about my dog Bailey: they just wanted to examine my dog
Rowling: right right probably to make sssure the dog had the proper genitalsss right?
Bailey: no they didn't mention that
Rowling: what
Bailey: i know right??!!?

Bailey: look, if my dog IS fat
Bailey: its only because the trans activists have been throwing wispas over the fence as part of a plot to make my dog fat
Rowling: i thought chocolate killed dogsss
Bailey: i can't be expected to remember every little thing about what dogs can and can't eat

Bailey: i mean you tell me Bailey: does this dog look fat to you?
Rowling:
Rowling: hm
Rowling: uh
Rowling: sso
Rowling:
Rowling: how much sspaghetti are you feeding thiss dog
Bailey: ok sure maybe i have been known to leave my briefcase open from time to time

Bailey: ok look sometimes i'm running late for court
Bailey: and sometimes i trip as i'm running out the door
Bailey: and ok maybe sometimes i drop my briefcase
Bailey: and i guess occasionally spaghetti spills all over the floor and my dog eats it
Bailey: but only a racist would point that out

Rowling: iss that really what happened?
Bailey: i mean its basically what happened
Rowling:
Bailey:
Rowling:
Bailey:

[earlier]
vet: so we got your dog's bloodwork back
Bailey: did you know lesbians are going extinct? the average diameter of the british lesbian vagina has reduced 3 mm over the past decade
Bailey: if these trends continue
vet:
vet: uh yeah so we got your dog's blood work back

vet: so we got your dog's blood work back
vet: so uh
vet: on average
vet: how much spaghetti would you say your dog eats in a week?
Bailey: oh jeez that's hard to say
vet: right right
vet: but just say on average
vet: just a ballpark estimate