Midnight Pals: TEETH

Jordan Shiveley: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEX GIRLS?
Shiveley: THE HOT HOT LEAN HOT BIG HOT GIRLS?
Shiveley: THE RIGHT RIGHT ULTRA VITAL NICE NICE GIRLS?
Shiveley: OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY
Shiveley: MADE FRESH FOR YOUR ORDER
Shiveley: TEETH TEETH BLOOD TEETH TEETH TEETH V O I D

Shiveley: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU
Shiveley: TEETH LISTEN CAREFULLY THIS OFFER ONLY COMES ONCE TEETH TEETH TEETH
Shiveley: ORDER INFINITE POOL OF DARKNESS NOW, GET ONE FULL MOUTH OF TEETH FREE WITH PURCHASE
Paula D. Ashe: why, you'd be a fool to pass that up!
Shiveley: THAT's A REAL BIG SHOT MOVE KID
Shiveley: TEETH

Shiveley: so there's this weird dark room
Shiveley: if you find it
Shiveley: and you go inside
Shiveley: the V O I D will take your skin
King: oh, that's bad!
Shiveley: but only for a little while
King: oh, that's not so bad
Shiveley: actually it's worse

Shiveley: don't you hate when the v o i d gives you back your skin?
Shiveley: like what's the matter, v o i d?
Shiveley: is my skin not good enough?
Shiveley: do i not measure up to your standards, v o i d?
Shiveley: i can change
Barker: oh don't talk like that, man
Barker: its real clingy
Barker: it's a big turn-off
Shiveley: is that
Shiveley: is that why the v o i d is ghosting me

Barker: yeah probably
Poe: clive, don't say that
Poe: i'm sure the v o i d isn't actually ghosting you
Jordan Shiveley: look
Shiveley: see i texted the v o i d
Poe: right
Shiveley: i think it left me unread

Shiveley: i'm texting into the v o i d
Shiveley: but the v o i d isn't texting back
Barker: oooooo
Barker: boy that's gotta hurt
Poe: CLIVE

Shiveley: it's been like 20 minutes
Poe: right
Shiveley: the v o i d hasn't texted back
Poe: right
Poe: well Jordan uh
Poe: you know, people just have to text back in their own time
Poe: i'm sure the v o i d will respond
Poe: just give it some time

Shiveley: i think i'm being ghosted
Poe: no no not at all!
Poe: i'm sure that's not the case
Barker: how long has it been?
Shiveley: hang on let me check
Shiveley: at least 21 minutes now
Barker: oh yeah you're definitely being ghosted
Poe: clive you're not helping

Edward Lee: bro
Lee: bro
Lee: did you say you were ghosted by the v o i d
Shiveley: i don't want to talk about it
Lee: bro
Lee: fuck it bro the v o i d's a little bitch bro

Lee: you know what you need bro?
Lee: you need to get laid
Shiveley: i'm not interested
Shiveley: stop trying to distract me from the v o i d

Lee: no bro listen
Lee: you should come with us
Lee: we'll go to the club, you'll get some tail
Lee: you'll feel way better bro
Lee: me and howard used to go clubbing
Lee: with this uh other third guy
Lee: we kinda don't do that anymore
Lee: there was some ugliness
Lee: what i'm saying is we're kinda in the market for a new third
Lee: you could be that guy
Lee: just think about it bro