Midnight Pals: Orgasm Denial

JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i am here to tell you about my new womensss conferenccce
Rowling: where we will finally end the tyranny of orgasssmsss
Barker: what
Barker: what the fuck
Barker: this time, you've gone too far rowling!!

Rowling: sssee, having orgasssmss releasess thetanss in the blood
Rowling: which upss your orgone level
Rowling: leading to increassed midichlorianss
Rowling: it's all very ssscientific

Rowling: the important thing to understand is that orgassmss increassse violence and aggressssion
Rowling: and therefore it's imperative for the sssafety of women
Rowling: which i care about a lot
Rowling: to ban orgasmsss entirely

Rowling: believe me, you're all going to feel much more calm and centered when you're doing mandatory life-long orgasssm denial
Poe: i don't think that necessarily follows joanne
Rowling: WHOA!!! you're being REALLY aggressssive edgar!
Rowling: probably had a few too many orgasssmss today i'll wager

Rowling: in fact you've all obviousssly had way too many orgassmss
Rowling: hey else do you explain mary'sss aggressssion overtly masssculine aggressssion?
Mary Shelley: that's true, i've had a lot of orgasms

Shelley: i love orgasms, they fuckin rule
Shelley: usually on my mother's grave
Shelley: with my he/him lesbian boyfriend
Poe: who, byron?
Shelley: no no the other one
Poe: percy?
Shelley: no no the other other one
Poe:
Poe: jane williams?
Shelley: yeah, that's the bird

Rowling: with the power of my wealth, i will make orgassmss a thing of the passt!
Barker: this is unacceptable!
Poe: clive calm down
Barker: i will not!
Barker: i will not stand by and watch the sanctity of the orgasm be besmirched like this!
King: clive really likes orgasms
Barker: You're damn straight I like orgasms!!!!

Rowling: i hate orgassmss!
Rowling: and alsso
Rowling: asss previoussly esstablished
Rowling: assexual people
Poe: wait, i don't get it
Rowling: nobody doess!
Rowling: i'm the wind, baby!

Rowling: we're going to make it ssso that nobody orgassmss!
Barker: no!
Rowling: mandatory full-body orgassm denial
Barker: no!
Rowling: tying people up with ropes and chains so they can't touch their junk
Barker:
Rowling: chastity belts
Barker: [sweats]

Barker: wait
Barker: ok um
Barker: this is going places
Barker:
Barker: was this a fetish thing the whole time?
Rowling: what? no!
Barker: i think it is
Mary Shelley: oh my god it is