Midnight Pals: All the Diseases

Wrath James White: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the bug collector
Jones: it's about a guy who's sexually excited by getting diseases
Michael J. Seidlinger: nice

Barker: sexually excited by diseases?
Barker: well i don't know anything about diseases
Barker: but i like the sexual excited part
White: give it up clive this is beyond anything you're into
Barker: oh oh oh!
Barker: well, THAT sounds like a challenge!

Barker: oh i think i can get off to this
White: oh you think so do you?
Barker: well i don't like to brag
Barker: but when it comes to being horny
Barker: i'm something of an expert
White: oh we'll just see about that!

White: so this guy loves getting STDs
White: he has so many you can't even count
White: he's got sores and boils and pustules until his whole face just looks like joyce carol oates' foot
Barker: oh no i bit off more than i can chew

White: this guy's got bloody pus coming out of his dick
White: and pussie blood coming out of his ass
White: and don't even get me started on what's coming out of his nose

Koontz: what's coming out of his nose?
King: oh jeez dean don't ask that question
White: it's probably some kind of bile
King: ah jeez, wrath, really? that's foul
Koontz: haha! gross!

White: this guy is diseased, he smells like the worst thing
White: like a big disgusting dumpster full of rotting garbage and human feces
White: so kind of like a durian

White: and the worst part? there's green slime coming out of EVERY ORIFICE
Koontz: gross!
King: yuck!
Barker: ugh!
Poe: nasty!
Lovecraft: revolting!
RL Stine: green slime, you say?

White: this guy gets kidnapped by a woman whom he infected
White: and she wants revenge
White: so she takes a little inspiration from monica j O'Rourke
White: shout out to monica
Monica J O'Rourke: right back atcha!