Midnight Pals: So Much for the Tolerant Left

Jesse Singal: mommy mommy i was murdered and no one cares Big 5
Publisher: poor boy! we care, jesse! here, have another publishing contract
Singal: b-but last time my book got remaindered
Publisher: it's ok jesse, we don't mind losing money
Publisher: the important thing is that you feel better

Singal: mommy mommy i'm still sad
Singal: people yelled at me on the internet
Bari Weis: don't worry jesse you can write about it in my newspaper der daily giftpilz sturmer ubergemenchen zeitung
Singal: finally! now those trans will understand the power of the press!

Singal: i was on the internet and no one liked me
Singal: i don't understand how this could happen
Singal: me! jesse singal!
Singal: so much for the tolerant left!

Singal: it turns out that if you go to a website where all the people you've spent a decade antagonizing went to get away from you hang out
Singal: with the express purpose of antagonizing them
Singal: your victims don't like you for some reason

Bari Weis: is that the only reason they yelled at you? wow so unreasonable!
Singal: also i championed a website singularly dedicated to their murder
Weis: jesse i don't say this often
Weis: but you are the most wronged man in american history

Jesse Singal: i wrote an article about my experience!
Singal: extra extra! read all about it!
Singal: "mean queers rude to everyone's favorite little guy!"

Singal: the worst part? the scariest part?
Singal: the police wouldn't even do anything!
Singal: i called them up and told them that people yelled at me online!
Weis: did you tell them that it was trans?
Singal: yes! and they still wouldn't do anything!
Weis: truly the system is broken

[meanwhile]
King: how much longer is this jesse singal arc going to continue
Barker: yeah this is getting real old
Barker: if i wanted to hear a story about a guy who's also a loathsome worm we'd get lc von hessen back here