Midnight Pals: Tenebous at 3

Matt Blairstone: i'm matt blairstone of tenebrous press
Blairstone: publisher of such quality literature as split scream
Blairstone: featuring bitter karella's The Ballad of Horse Girl
Blairstone: available where ever fine books are sold

King: sorry, what was that name again?
King: i forgot
Blairstone: it's bitter karella
Blairstone: B-I-T-T...

Blairstone: a lot of people know us mostly as the publisher of Bitter Karella's the Ballad of Horse girl
Blairstone: but in 3 years Tenebrous Press has published plenty of other fine horror literature
Blairstone: like the anthology Your Body is Not Your Body, featuring Bitter Karella's The Divine Carcass
Blairstone: and the Brave New Weird anthology, featuring Bitter Karella's Low Tide Jenny

Blairstone: i'm matt blairstone and this is my associate alex woodroe
Blairstone: an authentic Romanian crone
King: kind of young for a crone isn't she?
Blairstone: oh it's state of mind
Alex Woodroe: i cast the evil eye upon you, nenorocit

King: tell us more about tenebrous press
Blairstone: well it's an indie press dedicated to all that's weird
Woodroe: foolish youth hold your tongue!
Woodroe: these occult secrets are not for the ears of ignorant outsiders!
Woodroe: begone, outsider! your kind isn't welcome here!

King: look i'm just trying to get some service at this mysterious roadside inn at the edge of the dark woods
King: and it's almost like you don't want my business
Woodroe: in old country, we chase you with pitchfork mob for less than this!

King: fine maybe i'll just be on my way
Woodroe: leave but be ye warned!
Woodroe: stay off the moors!
Woodroe: stray not from the road!
Woodroe: don't go into the deep dark forest!
Woodroe: and stay away from the mysterious castle!
King: that's a lot to remember
King: i'd better write this down

Blairstone: can you believe that we've been publishing fine horror such as Bitter KArella's The Ballad of Horse Girl for 3 years now?
Blairstone: where does the time go?
Alex Woodroe: only in america!
Woodroe: what a country!
Woodroe: in America, you find party
Woodroe: in soviet Romania, party find you!
Woodroe: [turning to camera] the fun fact is that pigs, like humans, can get sunburned

Blairstone: wow! 3 years! can you believe it?
Woodroe: in romania, we mark occasion by sacrifice of the cockerel and eating of the turnip
Woodroe: we thank president Dracula for our good fortune
Woodroe: and vice president Frankenstein
Woodroe: and speaker of the house wolfman
Blairstone: i'm learning so much

Blairstone: of course in 3 years we've published other things
Blairstone: like colin Hinkley's the black lord
Blairstone: about an eldritch god in the woods menacing an innocent family
Woodroe: in old country, is documentary filmed in real time as it happen

Blairstone: and Anthony Engebretson's lumberjack
Blairstone: about a lumberjack who's a real fuck up
Engebretson: he's also dealing with this evil imp
Engebretson: but yeah also he's a fuck up
Woodroe: in America, you jack lumber
Woodroe: in old country, lumber jack you!

King: wow it sounds like you've got some real WEIRD literature there!
Jeff Vandermeer: did someone say... WEIRDDDDDD??
Blairstone: That's right! there's so many weird and unusual books
Blairstone: and its all happening right now...
Woodroe: at tenebrous press!

In all seriousness, Tenebrous Press is doing incredible work on the indie horror scene and, if you haven't read their offerings, you owe it to yourself to take a gander over at https://tenebrouspress.com/. My very first story ever published was The Divine Carcass in Tenebrous' Your Body is Not Your Body, and I would not be where I am today had it not been for Tenebrous. Go see what weirdness they've got cooked up for their three year anniversary!