Midnight Pals: Mask Off

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the m
Elon Musk: [emerging from bushes in full SS uniform] eyyy stephano king
Musk: you lika my new outfit?
King: what?? No!!!
King: i don't!
King: i don't like it at all!

King: elon are you a nazi?
Musk: no no ima not a nazi, i just thinka there's a lot to admire abouta nazi germany
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: you know
King: no don't say anything howard
King: do not say anything

Musk: eyyy it's not that ima nazi
Musk: i just admire the strength offa nazi germany
Musk: anna how they crush their enemies!
Barker: oh yeah? like who?
Musk: oh you know, da jews anna da homosexuals
King: elon! you can't say that!
Musk: oh no? justa you watch me

Musk: da nazi germany, it destroy alla its enemies
Musk: da jews, da gays, da trans-
JK Rowling: actually no no nazi germany never targetted transs that'ss a myth, becausse naziss are bad but targetting transs people iss good actually
Rowling: don't ssmear the good name of transsphobia!!

Rowling: remember! naziss are bad, everything they believed iss bad, except the thingss which I agree with -- which they didn't do!!! becausse the thingss i like are good by definition!!
Rowling: i am definitely not a nazi!!!!
Rowling: i only like some nazi things!
Rowling: god this isss exhaussting

Musk: eyyy jk rowling why you tie yourself inna da knots?
Musk: if you wanna be a nazi, you can justa be a nazi
Rowling: oh elon thisss iss ssso freeing!
Rowling: like a weight lifting off my chessst!
King: i really don't like where all this is going

Musk: i lika how the nazi germany crush all opposition!
Musk: lika da poland, da czechoslovakia
Musk: da america
Musk: pretty sure they beat america
Musk: looking into that now

Musk: mama mia!! you tella me nazi germany losta da second world war?!?!
Musk: issa outrage!
Musk: how da aryan supermen lose to the mongrel america?!
Musk: look atta how cool my SS uniform issa!
Musk: da yankee schweinhunds could never!!

Eugène Ionesco: you best start believing in Eugène Ionesco's Rhinoceros
Ionesco: you're in one