Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Deceptive Dog

Added 2024-09-06 17:11:48 +0000 UTC

Cody Schroeder: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the dog who looked friendly but actually wasn't
Dean Koontz: ha ha
Koontz: good one, you guys!
Koontz: i know you're trying to scare me
Koontz: but that just doesn't happen!

Schroeder: yeah BUT
Schroeder: this dog seems friendly
Schroeder: but in reality
Schroeder: it's really a monster!!! RARR!!
Koontz: ha ha yeah right!
Koontz: i know there's no such thing as a bad dog
Schroeder:
Schroeder: jeez i was so sure that would work

Koontz: haha you guys
Koontz: you're always trying to scare me with stories of bad dogs!
Koontz: but I wasn't born yesterday!
Koontz: i know there's no such thing

Koontz: this is like when steve made up that story about the really fast dog
King: the really fast...?
King: dean, are you talking about cujo?
Koontz: yeah cujo!
King: rabid! rabid, dean!
King: not RAPID

Koontz: yeah that the rapid dog
King: that's RABID dean
King: and dean rabies is a real thing!
Koontz: no it's not, you're just trying to scare me
Koontz: there's no force on this earth that could make a good dog bad!
King: dean-
Poe: no steve let him believe that

King: edgar i really don't think we should, it's irresponsible
King: what if he gets hurt
Schroeder: wait i've got it!
Schroeder: this monster that looks like a dog? it can also change shape and look like a cat
Koontz: oh yeah i believe a cat could be evil
Poe: now hold on there!

Poe: why does the monster have to look like a cat?
Schroeder: well, i mean, technically, it could look like anything
Poe: yeah but WHY a cat??
Schroeder:
Schroeder: you know its just a story guys
Lovecraft: i can tolerate racism but i draw the line at badmouthing cats!