Midnight Pals: Hackin'

King: i can't believe elon's grok is pretending i'm friends with him
King: i need to stop that AI before everyone believes it!
King: i've got to hire a hacker
King: franz, you've got to help me
Franz Kafka: what? me?
Barker: steve, no

Kafka: i'm not a hacker
King: oh i thought franz was a hacker
Barker: what gave you THAT impression?
King: you know, with the cat ear headphones and the striped thigh socks
Barker: no steve that's something ENTIRELY different
Kafka: n-no it isn't, on second thought yes I'm totally a hacker

Kafka: it means i'm a hacker, nothing else
Barker: sure franz
Kafka: it does! it totally means i'm a hacker!
Barker: franz, go play with your blahaj plush, the adults are talking here

Barker: you know who you need? you need william gibson
Barker: the best hacker money can buy
King: william gibson? how do i contact him?
Barker: you don't
Barker: he'll contact you

King: can you really hack grok, william?
William Gibson: [wearing black duster and fingerless black gloves] my hacker name is shadow gigabyte
King: oh sorry
Gibson: can i hack grok? listen kid i was cyberbyting the megabyte mainframe when you were just rebooting your motherboard mouse data bandwidth modem email
King: wow!

Gibson: my CPU is a neural net processer, a learning computer
King: wow he really sounds like he knows what he's talking about!
King: that definitely sounds like hacker talk to me
Gibson: CD Rom
Gibson: internet
Joe Hill: dad can i talk to you for a second
King: not now joe daddy's hiring a hacker

Gibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] i'll re-index the mega bit blaster cyber codex
Gibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] now we'll cybersecurity the lock box data center
King: hey what happens if you push that button?
Gibson: what the-- no!!
[klaxons sound]
King: what's that mean?
Gibson: shit
Gibson: we've got company

Gibson: sentient cyber virus electronic guard cyberbots
Gibson: real high tech
Gibson: state of the art in bio-tech wetware neural-data scrapers
Gibson: [putting on sunglasses with red laser scope] and they ain't friendly

King: what are we going to do?!
Gibson: kid, you keep your hands to yourself unless you wanna become roadkill on the information super highway!!!
Gibson: hold on to your CPU (central processing unit)!!!

Gibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] gotta reconfigure the darkweb logistics for ethernet wavetech
Gibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] upload the memory downloader for dumpware backup
Gibson: [wildly slapping keyboard] uncodify the cyberpatch modifer aaaaand
Gibson: i'm in

King: wow, you hacked twitter?? how did you do it?
Gibson: the greatest hackers never reveal their secrets
[earlier]
Gibson: [wearing fake mustache] hey elon its me catturd
Gibson: could you give me your password?
Elon Musk: sure it's "picklerick420"!