Midnight Pals: The Mind Killer

Denis Villeneuve: hey frank what if we put a giant rubber bondage spider in dune
Frank Herbert: [snorting space cocaine] sounds great!

David Lynch: what if i taped a cat to a rat and then you had to suck the cat titties to get a poison antidote
Frank Herbert: [snorting space cocaine] top notch work, guys
Herbert: love how you're all really making the story your own

Frank Herbert: anyway there's politics happening on dune
Poe: i thought we already did this bit
King: yeah frank you said if we sat through the political intrigue we'd get to see the worm
Herbert: YOU'LL SEE THE WORM WHEN I'M GODDAMN READY OKAY

Barker: WORM
Herbert: no no
Barker: WORM!
Herbert: not again

Barker: c'mon everybody! say it with me! WORM!
Poe:
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Koontz: worm
Barker: Yeah!! now you got it!
Koontz: WORM
Koontz: WORM!!!

Barker: that's the spirit! now steve
King: WORM!
Barker: howard
Lovecraft: WORM!
Barker: edgar
Poe:
Barker: c'mon edgar bro don't leave me hanging
Poe:
Poe: okay fine
Poe: WORM!
Barker: now we're cooking!

Herbert: look i know you all  like the worm but here's something even better than the worm
Herbert: so the Bene Gesserit have this special box
Edward Lee: haha hell yeah bro
Herbert: see, you gotta put your hand in the box
Lee: haha hell YEAH BRO

Angela Carter: hey everyone what's happening
King: frank was just telling us about this special box that you put your hand into
Carter: oh yeah i know all about that
King: what?
Carter: nothing
Carter: just
Carter: nothing, never mind, just go on with the story

Herbert: ok see you put your hand in this box and it's the worst pain a man can endure
Carter: oh yeah the pain A MAN can endure
Carter: cuz we all know the incredibly high threshold of pain that men have
Herbert:
Herbert: well, it really hurts ok

Herbert: it's literally the worst, most unendurable pain
Mary Shelley: i bet i could endure it
Herbert: um no you couldn't
Shelley: yeah but i could endure it
Herbert: NO you couldn't
Shelley:
Shelley: bet i could

Shelley: i'm not scared of some fuckin nerd box
Shelley: i'd stick my hard in that box so hard
Shelley: like, ALL the way into that fuckin box
Patricia Highsmith: [immediately inhaling cigarette down to ashes]

Herbert: but if you take your hand out of the box you get stabbed w a gom jabbar
Shelley: anyone tries that and i'd fuck em up
Herbert: you don't even know what a gom jabbar is!!
Shelley: i don't need to know
Herbert: [to King] she doesn't even know what a gom jabbar is