Midnight Pals: Cats

Algernon Blackwood: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the town of cat people
Stephen King: wow! this sounds almost as adorable as ramsey's story about the town of rabbit people
Ramsey Campbell: it's not adorable, it's creepy
King: of course ramsey

Blackwood: this whole town is full of people who are secretly cats
Lovecraft: is this supposed to be scary? this town sounds great!
Poe: yeah i wouldn't mind visiting
Junji Ito: [wearing cat ears] nya!
Dean Koontz:
Koontz: i guess it sounds ok

Blackwood: something wrong, dean?
Koontz: no
Koontz: no i guess it's fine
Koontz: it's just
Koontz: i guess a town of cats is fine too

Blackwood: this guy goes to a town where the people are all suspiciously catlike
King: catlike? how so?
Blackwood: people are like
Blackwood: like
Blackwood: you know
Blackwood; like junji
Junji Ito: [wearing cat ears] nya!
King: oh right, right, i gotcha

King: wow! imagine! a whole town of cat people!
Junji Ito: [wearing cat ears] i'm going to starve
King: you just ate, junji
Ito: [wearing cat ears] i'm dying
King: we just fed you like 5 minutes ago!!

Ito: [wearing cat ears] i'm going to starve
King: fine, fine, here have some food
Ito: [wearing cat ears] i can't eat this
King:
King: ok fine [shakes bowl]
Ito: [eating, wearing cat ears] delicious!

Blackwood: this guy is visiting a weird cat town
Blackwood: so this cat girl starts to cast her wily charms on him
Blackwood: she's all "let's go out and i'll show you the town"
Blackwood: "no wait let's stay in"
Blackwood: "no let's go out"
Blackwood: "no on second thought..."

Blackwood: this guy is in this weird town
Blackwood: and suddenly he realizes that all the other residents are conspicuously ignoring him
Blackwood: like you call their names and they don't respond
Blackwood: you scratch the ground and say pspsps and they don't even look at you

Blackwood: all the cat people are like "hey you should join us!"
Blackwood: but he's all "i better not" and he runs away
Lovecraft: i don't get it
Lovecraft: why wouldn't he join?
Poe: yeah, why wouldn't he?
Ito: [wearing cat ears] nya!
Lovecraft: this story makes no sense!

Dean Koontz: i wish there was a town where the people were like dogs
Neil Gaiman: ah but dean
Gaiman: there is such a town!
Gaiman: and you can visit it anytime that you desire
Koontz: really?!
Gaiman: through the power of your imagination
Koontz: wowwwww!