Midnight Pals: 42nd Street

Preston Fassel: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of 42nd Street
Fassel: ahhh New York's 42nd Street!
Fassel: [rubbing hands in delight] Just as rancidly rotten as I remember!

Fassel: 42nd st in the 70s
Fassel: the greatest hive of scum and villainy on the planet
Fassel: just a big bubbling cauldron of slime and sleaze
Fassel: just a raw teeming itching hole of depravity
Fassel: just a Ralph Bakshian pornocopia of steaming slutmuffery

Fassel: the big theaters on 42nd street show only the finest filth
Fassel: like 'The Disembowling IV' and 'Monster Titties-A-Go-Go'
Fassel: but you can barely see the screen for all the garbage & the junkies & possibly the bodies of dead hoboes
Poe: wait is this story appropriate for dean

Koontz: stop it edgar i'm not a baby! >:C
Koontz: i'm just as big as the rest of you!
Barker: yeah edgar let him hear it
Poe: clive don't be an instigator
Poe: you know how dean gets
Barker: let him hear it, he'll be fine
Barker: our little man's gotta grow up sometime

Poe: i'm just concerned it might be a little much for dean
Poe: is there gore in this?
Fassel: oh yeah lots
Poe: and drugs?
Fassel: so much drugs
Poe: and porn?
Fassel: the most
Poe: what about dead dogs?
Fassel: nope
Poe: no?
Poe: ok never mind i guess its fine then

Fassel: so there's this projectionist and he's got a cursed snuff film
King: wow! this story sounds great!
John Carpenter: a cursed snuff film? i already did this story and you all hated it!
King: well, now we like it
Carpenter:
Carpenter: son of a 

Fassel: when a man has jerked off to everything
Fassel: and it seems like the world holds no more pleasures for him to jerk off to
Barker: oh man, big mood
Fassel: and the only solution is to make a deal with the powers beyond for a new drug
Barker: oh man, BIG MOOD

Fassel: the projectionist is just absolutely obsessed with the girl in the snuff film
Fassel: he would do anything for her
Koontz: does he find her? do they get together?
Fassel:
Fassel: um

Fassel: you want to know if he gets together?
Koontz: yeah!
Fassel: with the girl in the snuff film?
Koontz: yeah!
Fassel: do you know what a snuff film is, dean?
Koontz: yeah!
Poe: he doesn't preston
Koontz: shut up! i do! i'm smart too!