Bitter Karella

Midnight Pals: Mothman

Added 2023-10-20 18:03:41 +0000 UTC

Laurel Hightower: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mothman
Hightower: and there's a trucker
Hightower: hmm there's a trucker

Tabitha King: so how does this work
Laurel Hightower: it’s just like old fashioned internet
Hightower: it’s the way that lonely but deliciously handsome truckers find love on the open road
Hightower: [talking into CB radio] breaker breaker mercy sakes looks like we got us a convoy

Tabitha King: wow, what a story Laurel!
Hightower: uh excuse me
Hightower: I’ll thank you to address me by my trucker handle
Tabitha King: do i have to
Hightower: that’s the fun
Tabitha King:
Tabitha King: ok “mothmilf”
Hightower: use the radio

Hightower: [talking into CB radio] breaker breaker we got butterfly billy on the stump, looks like a full moon over miami breaker breaker
Tabitha King: what are you saying
Hightower: I’m saying that mothman is totally caked out
Tabitha King:
Tabitha King: joe what’s she saying
Joe Hill: [embarrassed] go ask dad

Hightower: for this cover, i want something that really captures the uncanniness of mothman
Slimyswampghost: [drawing] how about this?
Hightower: hmmm
Hightower: that’s PRETTY good
Hightower: could you make his ass bigger
Slimyswampghost: like the Gunn park commemorative mothman statue?
Hightower: yes! exactly like the Gunn Park commemorative mothman statue!

Hightower: breaker breaker put some taillights on that butterfly billy
Slimyswampghost: ten four
Hightower: just hitch a full trailer to that cab
Slimyswampghost: roger that
Hightower: the bears are gonna pull him over cuz dat ass too phat

Mothman: Looks like my work here is done.
Hightower: But you didn’t do anything!
Mothman: [chuckling] Didn’t I?