Task Force,
For reasons that are classified, the team here at HQ has officially deemed January to be UFO month!
Per this memo we will be opening our research outline designated File #140: Area 51. It took us a while to cover this topic because we mentioned it so much it previous episodes! There’s much more to Area 51 than we thought and plenty of secrets we may never know.
Please find the full outline attached to this post.
Remember, this is for your eyes only. Any infractions to the standard operating protocol will result in a timely mind wipe or an involuntary departure from this dimension.
Happy UFO Month,
The Research Desk