BONUS: The Gobblesquatch | The Crytpid of Thanksgiving?
Added 2024-11-27 20:24:01 +0000 UTCPause the Thanksgiving football game! It's time for your family's new favorite halftime show: The insane story and encounters of the Gobblesquatch!
The Gobblesquatch is said to have terrorized early settlers and has been seen all across the North American continent. Though it now rests in the Pacific Northwest, be wary. If you happen to see one, run before it's able to crush you with its.... enormous feathers?
All images referenced are attached in their full quality, though they're old internet so they're gonna look like they were made with a potato.
Comments
Poor Fredo and Christian sounded so heartbroken, RIP Gobblesquatch
Amber Roper
2024-12-06 05:34:56 +0000 UTCThe " A child!" Had me dying lmfao I love these formats maybe you can do goofiest style cryptids in this format 2 or 3 in a 30 to 40 minute long video format would kicks all the ass. Or even a way to finally tackle the SCP stuff just a suggestion for fun from the Void Staring Back day one listener.
The Void
2024-12-01 19:09:50 +0000 UTCBrilliant job Jillian and Gents! This was hilarious. Wish it was an actual Cryptid/Urban Legend.
MjolnirMK86
2024-11-30 04:55:39 +0000 UTCWatch Thankskilling 2!
Dan Audrain
2024-11-30 02:47:25 +0000 UTCAll hail the Task Force! Gblblblblblbl!!!
JuicySenpai
2024-11-29 23:04:11 +0000 UTCI once saw the Gobblesquatch, it was terrifying. Tried to get my car with one of its feathers. I still hear the blblblblblbl in my nightmares
Ace Kenway
2024-11-29 15:13:40 +0000 UTCBlblblblblblblbl
kyboose
2024-11-29 03:42:23 +0000 UTCDidn't know there was so much lore/history behind the word "gooblyguck" 😂
CosmicZeb
2024-11-28 22:41:30 +0000 UTCLove it! Guess we have a new way to call out to other Task Force members, in the wild! blblblblblblblbl!
Dhuvy
2024-11-28 17:43:24 +0000 UTCNow, how do we get the video clipped & into a ringtone?
Dhuvy
2024-11-28 17:41:31 +0000 UTCThis was fun! My wife asked "are you happy listening to this?" Right around the mention of folk being killed by it's droppings. And I all I said was "yah"
Jacob Davidson
2024-11-28 16:39:31 +0000 UTCGblblblblblbl
Jacob Davidson
2024-11-28 16:38:25 +0000 UTCIs this why we pardon a turkey each year? To keep peace with this kaiju?
Lindsey Knee
2024-11-28 14:40:08 +0000 UTCI was hoping it was actually an SCP... it was still very good.
Zarathustra
2024-11-28 00:06:00 +0000 UTCYes, please give me all the weird crytpids. Thank you for gifting us with this 🦃🦃🦃
Megan
2024-11-27 23:25:40 +0000 UTCYou said throw it in the chat. I gotta do it blblblbl
Tyler
2024-11-27 22:13:50 +0000 UTCThat would definitely answer decades worth of WHAT IS THAT for me personally 😂
Red Web
2024-11-27 22:12:57 +0000 UTCThat's actually cool if they do! I forgot about New World - is it still good?
Red Web
2024-11-27 22:12:09 +0000 UTChahahah I've never seen it typed out this is amazing
Red Web
2024-11-27 22:11:37 +0000 UTC🦃
Jacob Hoover
2024-11-27 21:26:41 +0000 UTCWait I always thought the pile of Dino dung was a shoveled pile by the keepers lol like when you clean up after a dog but instead of in the trash it went in a pile…I never thought it might have been intended to be differently 🧐
Moogle_Gone_Kupo
2024-11-27 21:08:08 +0000 UTCDoesn't new world use this every holiday as an event? Don't remember the turkeys name in that though.
The Void
2024-11-27 20:38:15 +0000 UTCblblbllblblblblb I am so happy right now.
Tyler
2024-11-27 20:29:28 +0000 UTC
