Do we still have zero Patrons?
Added 2019-06-13 06:14:19 +0000 UTC Well then, you're in luck!
> The first ten people who become donors will receive a special "surprise!"
> This will be a one time only, exclusive reward & it will never be awarded again!
So act fast before someone else beats you to it! Seriously, I will make it worth your while!
Do we already have ten subscribers? There's still hope for you, yet!
We also have a SubscribeStar, and we're offering a similar, one-time bonus to the first ten people who subscribe to us over there! What are you waiting for? Chop chop!
