Scene's coming along nicely, but I'm going to need a few more days.

Hi all! Let me tell you about this latest scene. It involves a nameless chipmunk girl who -- based on first impressions -- seems timid and scared, but once the two of you get to know each other, you'll learn she's a depraved freak!  The main kink in the scene involves throat f-ing and lots of gagging, so I hope you like them sloppy. Remember to bring some carrots with you.

When it comes to the main character being dominant versus submissive, I think the current ratio is way out of whack. That's why I decided to put you in control for this one; chipmunk girls are as submissive as they get!

Last time I posted, I think I said I'd need up to 10 days to complete this release. That was ten days ago. I'm still working on it and here's why: taxes. Now I know, I know: when you read an official post about Monster Girl Farmer, the first thought that comes to mind is, "I hope he talks about the American tax system." /s I won't blame you if you decide to ignore the rest of this. For everyone else, hold onto your butts because I'm about to elaborate:

If your taxes are simple, it's common to file them without guidance. But for me, the last five years in a row, something weird always happens to complicate them. Each year I think I can do them on my own, but I eventually give up and seek professional help.

Most years, I wouldn't wave the white flag until April (taxes are due April 18th in The States). For those that don't know, the closer you get to the due date, the more overworked and stressed these tax advisors become. They handle so many clients at once, sometimes they can't keep track of who's who. When you are working under those conditions, mistakes aren't just likely, they're inevitable.

This year, I wanted to do things different! So as soon as I finished unpacking and got the new house in a livable state, I decided I was going to work on filing my taxes a month earlier than usual. Finally, I could live with confidence that they were filed correctly. Finally, I could take a more passive, relaxed approach to them instead of the normal, "OMG, time is running out!" anxiety I give myself.

I'm happy to say the person I'm working with is great. A little too great... if you ask me. They looked at my previous tax return and said, "Uhhh... this doesn't look right."

Damn it.

So long story short, to avoid a potential audit, I had to dig up five years worth of tax filing data. Not just the returns, but everything I sent to the previous tax advisors so my new guy can double check their math. You know, that 5 year old mail you usually never have to think about again? The stuff you'd likely throw away or put into storage during a move? 

For seven days in a row and spent hours upon hours searching through my unorganized paperwork and mail, looking for anything that could be relevant to my taxes. I think I may have worked forty hours finding all the stuff for him. Yeah...

This has never happened before and I don't think it'll happen again. For one, it's convinced me to come up with a better system. I've digitized everything (did you know they have paper on computers now?) Truth be told, I'm kind of happy this guy found problems because it'll gives me peace of mind going forward (famous last words).

Anyway, this whole ordeal isn't officially done yet, but I think he has everything he needs now so I won't have to spend significant time on it (famous last words).

As always, thank you so so much for your patience and understanding!