Frey: "So there was an ad in the paper looking for someone to be a surrogate to a couple that can't have kids..."
Coordinator: "May I ask why someone like yourself is applying for the role? You will get paid but this can be a significant toll on your body"
Frey: "Boobs... i want bigger boobs... pregnancy makes your boobs bigger right?
Coordinator:"Uhh you sure? Your boobs look pretty good from where i'm standing.
Frey: "My guy friends and co-workers are always gawking at girls with jumbo racks and its hard to get their attention.. so.."
Coordinator: "Well the male in the couple who want this service doesn't have viable *ahem* working parts, so i'll be stepping in as the donor."
Frey: "Okay, lets just get this over and done with!"