26 Traits Japanese Girls Want: Outtakes & Bloopers | Patreon Vlog
Added 2019-08-23 14:20:44 +0000 UTCHey guys,
I hope you've all had a great week so far!
I've just arrived safely back in Japan, ready to get stuck into a busy few weeks of filming and editing. September is promising to be a blockbuster month and I feel rejuvenated and ready to throw myself into the madness.
Actually that's a lie. I feel jet-lagged to fuck and I look like I've spent 24 hours in a tumble dryer.
With that in mind, this week, I thought instead of doing the usual Patreon vlog, I'd put together some of the amusing deleted scenes and bloopers from the recent video "26 Traits Japanese Girls Want in a Guy."
If you haven't already seen my ego crumble and fade into nothing, check out the video first:
26 Traits Japanese Girls Want in a Guy
Watch: https://youtu.be/RuAQo97K-zE
Unfortunately, I had to remove quite a few scenes to bring the video down in length. From personal experience, I find once you make a video over 17 minutes, viewers are far more reluctant to watch the video and likely to bail on it early. Youtube then downgrades the video in its algorithm, it doesn't get viewed, and finally you end up throwing your laptop out a window.
One scene that got the chop (which you'll find in the Patreon Vlog), is the original opening where Chiaki and I talked about Youtube - and where she destroyed my ego twice. We took it out though as we were keen to jump into the list from the get-go (given it went on and on).
Outtakes & Blooper Reel:
► Watch:https://youtu.be/g9USxWjRTRk
We've also got a new Podcast episode out this week, where I finally reveal the REAL reason I moved to Japan (and ultimately, why my masterplan backfired).
The Real Reason Chris Moved to Japan
► Listen: http://hyperurl.co/nhgr30
The next video on my hit list is the Epilogue to Journey Across Japan which will be out later next week. I'm still scripting it and thinking about all the stuff to cram into it. There's also the challenge of working out how to make it entertaining for the 55,000 new subscribers we've had this month, who won't have a bloody clue what Journey Across Japan is;
"I got on a bicycle for 2 months and it accidentally ended up looking like an 8 month odyssey".
To be honest, the entire epilogue video will just be me standing on a scale crying quietly, as the camera slowly pans away for 12 minutes.
To be honest if that's not entertainment, I don't know what is.
Chris
Comments
She’s watched that pen more than your channel 🤣🤣🤣
2020-01-19 21:11:48 +0000 UTCEven better than the full video, your humour comes out better. Btw I found the camera being off to the side so much a little disconcerting, when you looked directly at it you were very much looking away from Chiaki and it felt a bit weird. - then again what do I know.
2019-08-30 21:22:34 +0000 UTClol a lot of unintended innuendo
2019-08-29 06:20:12 +0000 UTCI used to be too but this year I've just decided to bail out of uni to get into my projects full-time. No they don't give me a living wage. I don't care. I'd rather eat cheap rice, boiled carrots and discount eggs every day of my life than put up with that shit any longer. Hope you're doing uni for the right reasons. If not, hope you'll find the courage to ditch the beaten path!
2019-08-29 06:18:02 +0000 UTCTimes like this make me wish I didnt have shit to deal with in uni. I am salty that you have this life!
2019-08-27 10:37:33 +0000 UTCI think it’s because deep down, I can’t even conceive what a bucket of knives would look like and I have no idea where the idea came from!
Abroad in Japan
2019-08-24 02:52:01 +0000 UTCそれはペンです。
Ryan Butt
2019-08-23 20:55:11 +0000 UTCHahaha! I absolutely love the fact that the thought of Chiaki falling down some stairs into a bucket of knives made you laugh so much. I'd like to think it's not because of the absurdity of that specific scenario but more because the though of her getting hurt amuses you 🤣
Jette Nielsen
2019-08-23 20:54:13 +0000 UTCThere’s a name for the cooking channel you never knew you wanted: “Meaty Dish in a Pan” Actually, wasn’t there a channel called “Abroad in a Pan”? 🤔 Also, laughing at the prospect of poor Chiaki falling down the stairs... shame on you lol!
Laura Beaumont
2019-08-23 17:31:41 +0000 UTCYou don't have to entertain the new subscribers Chris. Just show a few cool moments from the journey and they'll be binge watching the journey and be genuinly interested in the conclusion video.
2019-08-23 16:53:46 +0000 UTCThat playing with my cat not with me was so damn hilarious!!
Choong Chin Wei
2019-08-23 16:08:30 +0000 UTCIt honestly sounds like a dog food commercial.
Abroad in Japan
2019-08-23 15:45:23 +0000 UTCThe only question remains, what would the soundtrack be?
Abroad in Japan
2019-08-23 15:44:57 +0000 UTCI too would move to another country if I was constantly assaulted by reminders of the existence of football.
Eels
2019-08-23 15:27:46 +0000 UTCYou two would make an adorable couple for about three minutes before you inevitably began stabbing each other to death over pen ownership. Thankfully you'd have a smooth rebound via internet dating with the handle Meaty Dish Chris.
2019-08-23 14:37:02 +0000 UTCif you really posted the video of you crying on the scale and slowly panning out I would feel bad but still be laughing.
Queen_Wolfie
2019-08-23 14:31:18 +0000 UTCI'd watch that!
Chris Hunter
2019-08-23 14:28:07 +0000 UTC"My name is Chris... Meaty Dish Chris"
Dykam
2019-08-23 14:24:36 +0000 UTCAt least a session in a tumble dryer would make you one of those "refresh men" Chiaki mentioned. 🙃 Welcome home!
Argus9 (Jonathan)
2019-08-23 14:23:19 +0000 UTC
