Duckey the Magic Key Duck (Second Gate)
Added 2025-03-05 08:00:14 +0000 UTCHave a pen and paper ready to take notes, you're going to want to remember every detail about this brand new Disneyland-specific character.
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My theory is that the "click-click" is their acknowledgement that using a real Magic Key requires you to click (multiple times) on the website to make a park reservation
h
2025-03-20 23:59:33 +0000 UTCIs it just me, or does Duckey look an awful lot like Orange Bird?
Jess Neville
2025-03-10 14:09:10 +0000 UTCSo I recently repurchased my child plush duck, also named ducky, and for some reason seeing this duckey play in the miniatures made me cry and now I firmly believe I would take a bullet for this little freak.
Kristi Stokes
2025-03-08 20:09:50 +0000 UTCI have to say, this is such an odd episode for me. I've been called Ducky since '99. I've never heard my name on a podcast so many times...
ducky
2025-03-08 01:00:28 +0000 UTCA systematic theology of Duckey
Bo Wheeler
2025-03-07 16:36:30 +0000 UTCHe also did a trip report from Port Orleans a number of years ago, which I highly recommend watching. Your day will not be ruined, and you will not experience immeasurable disappointment.
Annie Curro
2025-03-07 16:15:07 +0000 UTCMikes getting really into buying Molly? So much for good boys….
Haley
2025-03-06 17:46:51 +0000 UTCI guffawed hideously at the reveal that the video is 80 seconds long.
nbar
2025-03-06 17:21:59 +0000 UTCI’m glad The Key of Awesome duck found work again.
Alexa Smith
2025-03-06 11:34:12 +0000 UTCOh dear, sounds like Duckey may need investigating for iron deficiency
Rosie P
2025-03-06 10:11:30 +0000 UTCThis episode is 100% the ROI a second/third gate subscriber looks forward to.
Fronk
2025-03-06 08:59:44 +0000 UTCPS, Mike, you are 100% correct about protecting the name of an existing product/service by giving its new version a totally different name. Done all the time to avoid the “New Coke” problem.
Philip E.
2025-03-06 03:19:39 +0000 UTCThere were weapons of a sort at WDW during the heyday of Great Movie Ride. Every day, one senior CM who played a gangster or bandit had to wheel a lockbox of revolvers from the security office to the ride and back.
Philip E.
2025-03-06 03:12:51 +0000 UTCBack to back bangers
Dawn
2025-03-06 02:02:14 +0000 UTCWhy not a cartoon anthropomorphic key? If someone swallows a key, I assume they’re making sure I can never gain access to what incriminating evidence lies beyond the door.
Garlicnaut
2025-03-06 01:46:44 +0000 UTCPlease tell me Mike is aware of Reviewbrah, aka Report of the Week. He dresses in vintage clothing and does fast food reviews. I’m surprised he wasn’t the first “Internet guy” mentioned.
Ben
2025-03-06 01:34:46 +0000 UTClol, the comments on that post are *grumpy*
Fiona
2025-03-05 23:29:58 +0000 UTCInteresting, didn’t know it’s connected to OCD! I know sometimes it’s caused by nutritional deficiencies (but the things people crave don’t always contain the nutrient they need) and sometimes it starts during pregnancy.
Fiona
2025-03-05 23:26:52 +0000 UTCOkay, all of this talk of internet people dressing up in whimsical retro clothing reminded me of the pixyland.org guy. Any fellow olds remember this guy? It was in our HomeStar Runner days.
Jessica
2025-03-05 22:50:53 +0000 UTCMy exact first thought was, “don’t they already have a duck?” Hilarious episode :)
Evan
2025-03-05 22:29:52 +0000 UTCFred Melamed was my father-in-law's roommate when they were younger so I get a little extra giddy every time he's brought up.
David Ganssle
2025-03-05 21:53:25 +0000 UTCI think the lock makes the click, not the key. At least in my experience with old style doors.
Ben
2025-03-05 21:17:19 +0000 UTCOnly after you hang them upside down and cover them with orange sauce.
Garlicnaut
2025-03-05 20:06:30 +0000 UTCThere’s dozens of us 😂
G
2025-03-05 19:42:56 +0000 UTCMore Logic Policing: I watched the video and Duckey's body appears to transform after he swallows the Magic Key. He looks like a keyhole, so I think on some level he's absorbed both the key and its powers. Duckey IS the key, which makes it easy for him to traverse the parks. This is all agitprop for embedded microchips or something similar.
Jonathon Pernisek
2025-03-05 18:37:51 +0000 UTCDid anyone else expect Griffin to bust in with Taffer 2 on this one?! 🤣
Molly
2025-03-05 17:52:41 +0000 UTCWhile the Magic Key name is new for annual passes, the name comes from Walt's Magic Key that was a skeleton key that was cut for only him and as I recall could open any door on Main Street. So Duckey's Magic Key could have come from Walt way in the past and also contributed to his longevity.
WulfBane
2025-03-05 17:17:46 +0000 UTCI have unironically been wondering if Mike was into Pop Mart for months now
Hannah Wilson-Nikolich
2025-03-05 17:16:57 +0000 UTCDo ducks have taste? 🤔
Steven Ray Morris
2025-03-05 16:24:56 +0000 UTCI imagined who dropped the magic key as the same bit as who is Eric Cartmans father. Is it Chapek? Iger? Lassiter? The Denver Broncos?
Steven Panzarella
2025-03-05 16:04:07 +0000 UTCAlso my ears perked up at another Harbor Hoedown mention
Breanna
2025-03-05 15:39:26 +0000 UTCThis is journalism
Breanna
2025-03-05 15:39:00 +0000 UTCThe duck eats the key jason says "that's pika!" made me think he was talking like a Mexican mom "don't eat that it's pica (spicy)"
Herman
2025-03-05 15:27:43 +0000 UTCAll hail our lovecraftian demigod of the key, Duckey... may his 70 year reign over the kingdom of the west coast be everlasting in the name of our avian overlord we pray. "Oh lord of questionable discounts please forgive us for our sins of frivolity and grant us passage yet again, A-Men"
Jordan Pfluger
2025-03-05 15:19:49 +0000 UTCChuckoo feels like a threat
Griffin
2025-03-05 14:25:20 +0000 UTCY’all never been vibing so hard you just started eating magic keys? No? Just me and Duckey? Alright then.
Andrew Ross
2025-03-05 13:56:55 +0000 UTCWhen you know that your friend loves self-published clown literature, you know that you’re close
Shane Griest
2025-03-05 13:50:42 +0000 UTCI need Jason to say “shoot out of his cloaca” once an episode from now on
Kyle Lindas
2025-03-05 11:50:51 +0000 UTCi have a friend who struggles with pica, and for many years she compulsively ate gravel and small rocks. in her case it's apparently caused by a form of ocd. it's a more common problem than you might expect.
Max Graves
2025-03-05 11:36:26 +0000 UTCThank you!!!! Duckey was hiding from me
Paul Humphreys
2025-03-05 11:25:29 +0000 UTChttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DDhtVjTI7pc/
Paul O'Regan
2025-03-05 11:12:20 +0000 UTCHave the good boys made this up? I can find zero evidence of duckey
Paul Humphreys
2025-03-05 09:22:20 +0000 UTCFirst! You'll understand what I'm talking about in a second.
Joe D
2025-03-05 09:02:23 +0000 UTC
