Football Shuffles (Scott’s Birthday Shot) (Second Gate)
Added 2024-08-14 07:03:31 +0000 UTCMost people know "The Super Bowl Shuffle," a rap song performed by the 1985 Chicago Bears. But did you know that they weren't the only football team to record an original song? No? Well, Scott knew!
And now he's here to fill your ears with the pleasure of 80s beats and extremely stilted raps.
Happy Birthday Scott!
Comments
Started this episode wondering if this was why Scott made the sex offender shuffle (and if we were all aware of that fact)
Hayley Penso
2024-08-26 17:20:24 +0000 UTCIt brings me immense joy to let people from my youth know that the person behind that married one of the girls in it and now talks about theme parks haha
Hayley Penso
2024-08-26 17:19:22 +0000 UTCJust got to this episode. Can’t* believe they didn’t mention the 7th Floor Crew by the University of Miami football team. * I can. It’s one of the filthiest and worst rap songs you’ll ever hear.
Brian Magill
2024-08-23 16:33:57 +0000 UTCRam It sounds a lot like a song Jem and the Holograms would do
Sarah
2024-08-22 18:43:10 +0000 UTCRam It sounds exactly like the intro to Macho Man by the Village People
AlsoNamedB0rt
2024-08-21 15:57:48 +0000 UTCFor the LMFAO confusion, I’d guess Jason was thinking of Migos, a hip hop trio, which like LMFAO includes an uncle-nephew pairing and one of whom died in 2022
Jacque Porter
2024-08-20 04:07:57 +0000 UTCCan’t believe you forgot “Who Dey” the Cincinnati Bengals rap.
Amy Patrick
2024-08-19 12:57:29 +0000 UTCUh huh, they (especially Mike) really need to retire the “we’re good boys who get uncomfortable talking/thinking about sex!!!” bit because it seems like they (especially Mike) go out of their way to talk about sex and dicks every episode now.
Abigail M
2024-08-18 15:43:15 +0000 UTCMy high school musical theater director was a big Packers fan and he made his own shuffle and it is hilariously bad. https://youtu.be/6Pmozuz5L8M?si=ThfpEvQwOzQnZKFe
Burton Olivier
2024-08-18 07:13:15 +0000 UTCI remember watching the Sex Offender Shuffle when I was in middle school. I'm in my 30s now, how time flies.
Jake Alleruzzo
2024-08-18 01:40:11 +0000 UTCA new Patreon tier where we get access to Jason's medical charts and t-levels.
Nathan Walz
2024-08-17 21:11:46 +0000 UTCI’m at peace
Cameren Foley
2024-08-17 20:02:13 +0000 UTCfinding out Scott made sex offender shuffle has changed my life what on earth
issa horcrux
2024-08-16 15:45:08 +0000 UTC…So when are we getting the PTR Shuffle?
Christina Lohr
2024-08-16 04:01:31 +0000 UTC"Ram It" sounds like Hot Sundae from Saved By The Bell
RvckMetal5Chic
2024-08-15 21:20:40 +0000 UTCI bought it was gonna be him based on Scott’s description but then I was bamboozled by the clip! Forgot his speaking voice is not the same as his singing voice!
Fiona
2024-08-15 20:29:26 +0000 UTCyou guys…so much time speculating about bear penises and nobody thought that it could be a female bear
Krystal Hooper
2024-08-15 19:59:50 +0000 UTCJason were you thinking of Smash Mouth lead singer who died ?
Eyal Shachar
2024-08-15 19:53:50 +0000 UTCI thought he was thinking of smash mouth
Eyal Shachar
2024-08-15 19:52:37 +0000 UTC“Ram It” is giving “Party All The Time” to me
Haley
2024-08-15 18:25:18 +0000 UTC2024 is all about pigeons and Tiny Tim
Taylor Rothbell
2024-08-15 17:21:25 +0000 UTCThe realization Scott “did a Vertigo” right at the end was great!
Dean H Pritchett
2024-08-15 15:22:25 +0000 UTCNot technically a shuffle, but I'm surprised there wasn't even a mention of the WrestleRock Rumble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLDd9L36tnM
Jacob
2024-08-15 07:28:26 +0000 UTCoh my god did the mcgruff double entendre stuff destroy me. thank you so much
John Rhoads
2024-08-15 05:21:53 +0000 UTCAll three hosts are *very* comfortable with sexuality 😤 I recall several mentions of Mike’s “ruined pops” on the main feed mere days ago!
Don Bell
2024-08-15 03:53:45 +0000 UTCi hope there's a new benefit for club 33 members, who get to pick what you do the show about on THEIR birthdays.
alatina thucklemuggin
2024-08-15 03:30:10 +0000 UTCI figured he was talking about Takeoff of the Migos
Scott Mitchell
2024-08-15 02:41:19 +0000 UTCAlso, Jason was 100% thinking of Milli Vanilli as opposed to LMAFO. 😂
Natania DiNatale
2024-08-15 00:18:19 +0000 UTC“Ram It” is very much like “Hot Drinks”.
Natania DiNatale
2024-08-15 00:07:07 +0000 UTCWould highly recommend The Grabowski Shuffle, Mike Ditka’s confusing attempt to make his own Shuffle not based on football but based on a name he made up, Grabowski. Comes with a making-of documentary https://youtu.be/atT4taGBuSk?si=plrh_z-en46cQpMg
BansheeNeet
2024-08-14 19:02:42 +0000 UTCNot a Shuffle but you could call it a rap song. Green Bay Packers player Robert Brooks sang “Jump in the Stands” in 1996 and it’s definitely worth a listen!
Amalia
2024-08-14 18:02:10 +0000 UTCI think I played a Bruno Mars song all but 1 year of college marching band. My senior year (2015) they commissioned an arrangement of Uptown Funk which was SHOCKINGLY recent. Will confirm in a couple weeks if they’re still playing it 😂
Cayley
2024-08-14 16:59:30 +0000 UTCI went to look up the final shuffle mentioned in this and MULTIPLE comments were just quoting the Sex Offender Shuffle.
David Ganssle
2024-08-14 16:49:59 +0000 UTCEven though it’s not a rap, I feel like I should mention the cultural prevalence of the Buffalo Bills’ “Shout” song. Proof that you can change one (1) word in a preexisting song and make it your team’s anthem (“The Bills make me wanna shout!”). If you live anywhere in Western New York it’s practically inescapable.
Lauryn
2024-08-14 16:48:14 +0000 UTCCurious if Mike Ditka's attempt to cash in with "The Grabowski Shuffle" is mentioned. Main reason that was made was to make money where the Super Bowl Shuffle was a charity endeavor.
Michael Jacobson
2024-08-14 16:23:50 +0000 UTCReally hope Jane hears this episode lmaoooo
Miguel Sandoval
2024-08-14 16:14:45 +0000 UTCThis is only barely related, but after listening to this I had to go re-watch the Dean's Payday Rap from Community, and if anyone here hasn't seen it, please treat yourself.
Haley Kessler
2024-08-14 15:49:50 +0000 UTCYep! Same one! 🤯
Tony Bataska
2024-08-14 15:10:46 +0000 UTCWhoa it's the same Buddy!
Podcast The Ride
2024-08-14 15:09:45 +0000 UTCMy partner is a high school band teacher and one of their halftime songs this season is Texas Hold 'Em, so guess it just depends on how in or out of touch the directors are.
Lindy B
2024-08-14 15:05:21 +0000 UTCBuddy Ryan was the defensive coordinator of the 85 Bears and the head coach of the 88 Eagles. Mentioned in both songs!
Tony Bataska
2024-08-14 14:53:28 +0000 UTC“…and I’ll play it like Mingus”?
Philip E.
2024-08-14 13:40:13 +0000 UTCa david foster episode means we get to talk about the tubes>todd rundgren, just saying
Kendal Mintcake
2024-08-14 12:54:16 +0000 UTCA piece of the puzzle: “Let's Have Another Cup of Coffee” was sung in the “I Love Lucy” episode “Ricky’s Hawaiian Vacation”.
Excitemike 64
2024-08-14 12:37:43 +0000 UTCSo I watched the Sex Offender shuffle when I was probably 12/13 (I am 24 now). I quote it semi regularly but have not gone back to the video since I became a fan of the podcast in 2018. I am pure shock and awe that I am just finding out it was made by Scott.
Jake Carey
2024-08-14 12:35:47 +0000 UTCScott, I can speak to you. “Little Deuce Coupe” is absolutely a shuffle. Think of Brian Wilson, and maybe Roger Christian if you want, then think of 80-something Mike Love singing it, and playing sax, as hard as you can.
Matthew Comegys
2024-08-14 12:05:00 +0000 UTCI know a certain young person will love this, his name is Angus.
Agustin Macias
2024-08-14 11:57:04 +0000 UTCIt's soccer not football but in UK John Barnes is a legend in this genre.
Stacey P
2024-08-14 11:21:11 +0000 UTCI guessed Tiny Tim from “60s talk show weirdo” - where’s my prize 🏆??
dystopika
2024-08-14 10:51:36 +0000 UTCScott’s description of “a party where everyone gives a funny presentation” ironically captures the essence of this podcast, imo
Daniel Salas
2024-08-14 10:44:42 +0000 UTCI don’t want to intimate that Jason can’t write his own rap, but I thought I could help, or maybe get the creative(?) juices flowing with these bars: I ain’t gonna tease with a little lick, I’mma f* you hard with my mouth d*ck. Don’t care if it’s smooth or if it’s hairy (yeah!) I’mma p0wn that cl*t/brown/taint-area If you’re stuck, Jason, I offer that to you free of charge… just give me a writing credit.
Mireille C
2024-08-14 10:44:39 +0000 UTCMy kids are in the high school marching band. This year’s football halftime show will be a tribute to AC/DC. So, you know, the current stuff that young people like…..
Shane Griest
2024-08-14 10:36:47 +0000 UTCI haven’t even pressed play yet, but please lord may they talk about the 1985-86 season Los Angeles Rams classic, “let’s Ram it”….
Cameren Foley
2024-08-14 08:07:39 +0000 UTCI’ve never heard of the Super Bowl Shuffle. Is it anything like the Sex Offender Shuffle?
Nick Panourgias
2024-08-14 07:05:36 +0000 UTC
