If you are in casts like these, most likely, you will be asked....
"Skiing accident?"
You don't really know what to answer....
You weren't even skiing, you were only helping out in clearing the snow from the roof.
That slippery wet roof.
You can still hear that celery crunching and that chicken leg popping out of the joint.
You heard someone screaming in the top of their lungs and hoping she would stop because her screams are hurting your ears.
Little did you realise, you were the one screaming and nearly caused an avalanche.
You don't ski...
You wish people would stop asking you this stupid question.