Fun Time Foods, a division of Amalgamated Heavy Metals, makers of Protophase industrial solvents and Terminus pesticides, is proud to announce its new line of consumer products made in their state-of-the-art production facility. Full product line information available below.
The Fun Tim Foods (FTF) Map Pack includes 3 versions for the various product line, but could also be used as a drug production, smelter, or toxic waste treatment facility. It is available in high resolution gridded/gridless JPG [192 dpi / 5760 x 5760], gridless PNG [128 dpi / 3840 x 3840], and gridless VTT [70 dpi / 2100 x 2100] on my patreon at https://www.patreon.com/GimmiePig
The FTF Map Pack was created with Dungeon Draft software and features the amazing assets of Gnome Factory (https://cartographyassets.com/creator/gnomefactory/), Tyger_Purr (https://cartographyassets.com/creator/tyger_purr/), Cannyjack (https://cartographyassets.com/creator/cannyjacks/), and Apprentice of Aule (https://cartographyassets.com/creator/aoa-store/). Check them out at www.cartographyassets.com.
*** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ***
New Product Announcement from Fun Time Foods!!
Blue Glow NRG β our newest energy drink. Now only βslightlyβ radioactive. Blue Glow β Feel and see the glow! 1
Satanβs Taint Hot Sauce. One taste of Satanβs Taint and youβll say, βWhat the hell? Why did I do that? F*ckβ¦ thatβs hot!β2
Soy-Lent Soda β the newest Soy & Lentil-based soda on the market. βTry Soy-Lent Soda, where the secret ingredientβ¦. is you!β3
Fun Time Foods will also discontinue our product known as Cheeeez*. What was once a failed, slightly carcinogenic industrial adhesive, quickly became a popular artificial cheese-flavored food substitute. βWhen real cheese is too pretentious, there is always Cheeeez*!4
At Fun Time Foods, we put the Fun (and other secret ingredients) in your favorite foods!
Disclaimer(s):
1. Blue Glow Energy should not be confused with Bloo-Guu 187, our blue raspberry-flavored tetrodotoxin, or with MΓΌGΓΌH, our bovine growth hormone.
2. Satanβs Taint Hot Sauce does not induce spontaneous human combustion; those claims remain unproven.
3. Soy-Lent Soda is made from HmN, a proprietary protein-based, organic sludge.
4. Fun Time Foods categorically denies the unfounded rumors that Cheeeez* has become self-aware.