(feat. Lori-hime as Mike)
Follow the sign, with your coins on the line,
And the chance of a lifetime is one out of nine!
If you want it, don’t say no. Don’t chase it in vain though.
You’ll find all your dreams at the end of the rainbow...!
(“Wanna buy some cards?”)
Restocking now, now – get ‘em while the ink’s still hot!
Such sweet goodies that your tongue is caught!
Meow, meow – welcome to the good-luck spot.
I’ll show you all the colors that I have!
Another day, day – busy business as well!
For fast service, better ring that bell!
Hey, hey – plenty more to buy and sell.
I’ll show you all the colors that I have!
So, feed your desires, and check out the flyers,
And hear the reviews of the satisfied buyers.
Competition is catty, and gossipy, chatty,
But don’t bet your bank on the trendy and faddy.
Accepting defeat from the haters you meet,
Well, it’s out of the cradle and onto the street.
But if you’re making a stake for your very own sake,
The return on investment is all yours to take…!
(“Unlock a secret ability!”)
Believe it! Wow, wow – anyone can learn new tricks!
You’re not broken, but ya can be fixed!
Meow, meow – treasure’s in a bag that’s mixed.
Now, show 'em all the colors that you have!
You know it! How, how wonderful a deal – win-win!
Shiny things for you, and shiny things for me!
Meow, meow – look at what the kitten dragged in.
Costs a little money, but the smile comes free!
No, you’ll never wanna return it!
Part of what you’re buyin’ is the fun to play!
Go, go – get yourself a treat, you earned it.
Pick a card, and don’t forget to pay, pay, pay~