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Salutations!

DM here, and what a lovely day it is!

Sorry to interrupt all the kissy-kissy business with Ratigan and the Ringu girl, but someone mentioned my little death riddle game, and I thought it might be a good time to start passing out the prizes.

We’ll start with the Cookie King. Ah, it seems he scored a 314 in the voting, and “Even Means Greavin’” as they say. Hah hah hah… well, he’s dead now, whatever they say.

As for the delayed updates you may have been noticing recently, we’re terribly sorry about that. Mr. Hunter was up rather late last night writing a heart-felt apology to the fans and trying to explain the difficulties he is currently facing. There was some weeping involved. I’d have laughed more if it wasn’t so pathetic. Still, I need him functioning, so I took pity and cast “Gentle Slumber” on him so that he could finally get some sleep. Well, I would have cast it, but I was saving the mana for something more important, so I just had one of the painmice taser him into unconsciousness.

I’ll spare you the woeful tooth-gnashing and give you a quick synopsis of what he was trying to tell you all before my minions sent him off to twitchy-twitchy dreamland.

“Life is hard. He is sad. You people are great”… And he’s doing his best to tell this story the way it should be told.

He ended on some suitably hopeful and upbeat note, which he was probably going to revise yet again to make it seem even more hopeful, but that was just about the time the taser prongs made contact, and his head hit the keyboard.

He’ll be fine.

As for my Delve, rest assured, its story will be told, but there are changes coming, so… be prepared.

Oh, and if you really want to see what happened with Drippy and Lefty, I believe you can find them in the Vote Incentive art for this week.

What a lovely day!