A D&D Meme (+ Explanations!)
Added 2025-07-04 02:52:47 +0000 UTCHey peeps, It's been kinda a rough week, so unfortunately, I just straight up missed an updated day. I got a little overambitious with the T
Hey peeps,
It's been kinda a rough week, so unfortunately, I just straight up missed an updated day. I got a little overambitious with the Teto story. 😅 BUT, getting back on my feet with a D&D meme that I'm gonna post publicly tomorrow:
These are meant to be just generic character stand-ins that people might compare their own party to, but I did end up cooking a bit on the designs. So let me explain these guys.
A knight with legendary status for his strength and cunning, exiled from a corrupt kingdom. While formally speaking he isn't welcome in his home kingdom or any other in which it has diplomatic relations, his name carries quite a bit of respect among common people, and fear among those who would dare to be his enemies.
A metal smith in training. When she was young, she was curious about her father's trade of metal smithing -- but her father, not wanting her involved, would push her away whenever she would try to watch him work. One day, he found that he could not push her away -- He looked down to find that she had lined her boots with bronze, and could move that weight with impressive strength, no longer able to be moved so easily. It was then that he decided to take her on as an apprentice.
Presenting with the name and title of a noble family, much of her past is cloaked in mystery. She at times appears to have extravagant wealth, and at other times claims to have no money at all. She speaks elegantly and with a very mild accent, and if you ask her where she's from she'll tell you something different every time. Estranged noble's daughter? Impersonator? Fae in human form? Influencer? No one knows what's going on with her, but for some reason, she's along for this adventure.
A shockingly powerful spellcaster specializing in low precision, high damage electrical magic. Fighting with her by your side is nearly the same as fighting against her. However, she believes that her spells are guided by the God of Lighting, believes them to be a just god, and uses this to justify whatever collateral damage she may cause. Standing near her evokes a feeling of static electricity on your skin, and touching her will almost certainly give you a zap. While she predominantly casts from her staff, when in great danger, she can even call down lightning from the sky.
And then lastly, the smallest idiot of all:
Thank you for reading.
Comments
they still get hugs, especially from the bigger idiot, who does get zapped but doesn't even notice
Shen
2025-07-07 20:58:30 +0000 UTCi love these. does the smallest idiot still receive willing touch? do they get hugs, even if the hugger gets zapped? or are they potentially touch starved? not trying to be angsty, there’s too much whimsy here, just curious!
georgie
2025-07-05 21:48:14 +0000 UTCI love them all especially the littlest idiot
axel rose
2025-07-04 13:21:47 +0000 UTC