The Piss Gyroscope Hypothetical
Added 2025-03-25 02:34:32 +0000 UTCSo, fellas, we all know how it is Standing up is tiring and you can't be on your phone, and if we're being 100% real, the aim isn't perfect
So, fellas, we all know how it is Standing up is tiring and you can't be on your phone, and if we're being 100% real, the aim isn't perfect
So, fellas, we all know how it is
Standing up is tiring and you can't be on your phone, and if we're being 100% real, the aim isn't perfect
But Meanwhile, of course you don't want to experience the emasculation of sitting down
So, here is my solution, and my hypothetical question
The Piss Gyroscope
In this device, you wouldn't miss the toilet even if you tried because it automatically adjusts the angle so that everything is perfect. Not to mention, you can be on your phone!
The Hypothetical
Here is the deal: You get this device for absolutely free in your house. It never breaks down and you don't have to pay for electricity for it.
BUT it has a 0.25% chance of malfunctioning and beginning to spin randomly.
This probability doesn't proc every second or anything like that. It just procs once when you begin pissing, at which point it spins randomly for about 10 seconds.
DO YOU take the deal???
And a lot of people would say yes to this, but what you gotta keep in mind is that this would absolutely happen on a bad day. Like the day when you get fired at work and your wife leaves you. That's when the piss gyroscope malfunctions.
So think about it carefully.
And here's my secondary question: Would you keep pissing?
Comments
For this to work, you need to be able to enter this contraption while staying on the phone
Wizerl
2025-03-31 13:20:24 +0000 UTCHopefully I don't need to look at my phone 24/7 so I'm fine
Wizerl
2025-03-28 10:52:58 +0000 UTCAttach a secodary piss gyroscope to be the Piss Gyroscope Gyroscope for situations such as this
Canadant
2025-03-25 15:20:36 +0000 UTCYeah, but I piss 2-3 times a day, sometimes more, so it's going off at least twice a year. And as well as puke there's the diarrhoea issue. And tears because my beloved just walked out. It's a very hard pass.
Jon Barker
2025-03-25 05:45:56 +0000 UTCWhen's the kickstarter?
Hazzardous
2025-03-25 04:50:39 +0000 UTCI’ve done a lot of feedback control systems work in the past, so like, I really could do this. Depending on how aggressively you want to meet the stated objective (without error) and how much you care about keeping the victi… user… alive, it could get really expensive. If you make reasonable compromises I think the cost of parts would be between 10 and 30 k$, which ignores the cost of time to design all the bits
Vexo
2025-03-25 03:38:16 +0000 UTCI really REALLY want to do the rough sketch of this, because it’s gonna be hilarious. Like I can’t stop chuckling at all the hijinks. There are versions where you end up with a resonance that smashes your dick into your balls VIOLENTLY again and again and again. There are versions that could kill you because it attempts to accelerate your body too fast to keep your dick pointing in the right direction as it flops about.
Vexo
2025-03-25 03:32:12 +0000 UTCSo 0.25% is 1/400, about once every 13 months if you use it once a day. Would I be willing to clean my bathroom an extra time every 13 months for a free piss gyroscope? Probably not, gyroscope rides make me sick, so I'd be scraped puke off the walls as well as scrubbing piss. As for if I'd keep pissing? Yeah probably. Not really making anything worse at that point so why not.
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2025-03-25 03:01:53 +0000 UTCThis sounds like something that would be in an even weirder version of the Sims
Moxy Fruitbat
2025-03-25 02:48:28 +0000 UTCI'm not a dude so I can't exactly answer your hypothetical, but I do want to say thank you for round of laughter, it brightened my evening ( ╹▽╹ )
Limi
2025-03-25 02:38:27 +0000 UTC
