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Free DEATHBRINGER (US Only)

Hi everyone:

I was cleaning out some old samples of merch and I came across one final sword. It's got a scratch or two on the handle and so I have hitherto deemed it unsuitable for sale. However, I certainly don't need it lying around here.

Due to customs issues, I can't ship these overseas anymore. But if you are IN THE CONTINENTAL USA and you want a free DEATHBRINGER, leave a comment below.  In the coming days I'll pick someone at random.

EDIT: Congrats to the winner, Kaden!


Free DEATHBRINGER (US Only)

Comments

The first time I regret living in Europe

Intruder

Heal my soul

Alex

When's the drawing? I don't want to miss it.

Chadron Newton

Cool sword and thanks for all your videos!

Cooper Haaland

I'm new here.

Experiment 626

Who won?

Sugar

A worthy blade

Alexi Unknown

Awesome!!

kurtsmelt

And you have my sword

Jazz Masoud

To wield DEATHBRINGER world be my greatest honor.

theagediron

Love the channel, and may the best comment win!

christopher Zabriskie

I sure hope you haven’t picked yet because this would for sure be mounted on my wall in my living room

Ian reid

It would be thy honor to serve under the majesty of sir Michael as a humble squire, with thy mighty weapon, DEATHBRINGER

Ben Galvin

Woah maybe coolest piece of merch I’ve ever seen

ethan

That would look sweet in my place

David Thompson II

I was once a sword fighter of some renown and would wield this blade with honor!

Steven Thomas

i would hold such an honored blade in the highest esteem

Xiracha

:,)

Cael

Best merch ever

DankWilliamsJr

finally i can slay the dragon that terrorizes my village in the dark of night

Bella

I would indeed like a free sword

Chadron Newton

Yes pls

kcb

Love your work, gimme a chance on Deathbringer

Zachary Sylvester

Horse sword please 🙏

Mike

Why yes I will have a free sword

CrackingFungi

bring me death

aidan m

Mine mine mine! 🤲🏻

Iñigo Apestegui

I too, love Horses, and I too, would also love a cool free sword :)

Bedsheet

Hell yeah. Winter is coming would love to mount this above the hearth.

Zachary Boehm

love your channel!!

cainhurst

Ouuuuuuu yes please 🫢🦖

Francisco T

I’m pretty sure this one of those swords that can only be unsheathed at night, or the gates of hel.

Thats a naw For me dawgg

🙏🙏🙏🙏

Jacob ehrhardt

All I will say is I am honored to have bestowed such a prize. On the chance I am chosen, please re-roll the dice for I already own one. (Though it would look cool to have the two swords cross like they do in Skyrim. To whomever gets it, welcome to the family. Owners of Death-bringer; together we traverse these lands and traverse the times to bring justice to whom disobey the moral law of justice.

Congruent Crib

I'd be pretty hype.

Lou D

I would wield the blade with honor

Eric Ring

AYOOOOOO I would love this. One of the coolest giveaways I've stumbled upon

Christian Hanzlik-Conrad

I always knew a sword was what was missing on that mantle

Spencer Moss

I’m here because my destiny may in fact lie within this sword. It has come to me within a dream, within an email AND within my heart and soul (along with the Patreon) this sword shall mean that I one day will be the harbinger of good deeds of luck and fate, of kindness, I shall ride into battle safely knowing I have my destiny one hand and this sword in the other!!!!

Sarah OConnor

👀 sword?

Mackenzie Hoeckley

I’ll gladly take this off your hands!! ❤️❤️❤️

Tess Drake

Send it through bruv..it belongs in your old place of residence lol.. ✡️✡️✡️✡️(Chicago Flag)

WoodGrainLeatherSeats

I'd love this

xm0z

I would absolutely love the honor

Liam Durkin

On my first visit to the store I actually talked myself into buying it, there was a sad acceptance mixed with relief to my wallet when I saw it was out of stock. Crossing all the fingers.

CowtongueHarry

holy nuggets it would be an honor

rayyyyylmao

Heck yeah

Chief Slac

I’d love to win

Joel Rowlett

Dope as hell

executive

Will pay for the sword but if I get it for free I wouldn't complain. Am in Michigan.

Appreciatizer

Nice try diddy

Sugar

Would love

Liam Brown

That’s awesome. I’d love it

William Fritze

Dope

James Thomas

i would love to have this

Ed O'Brien

I will leave it in the kitchen and refer to it as a knife and use it to spread cream cheese on my bagels

Disco John

(I’m in Europe but visiting the US soon and could pick it up at a friend xoxo)

Boudewijn van Eerd

No more mr knife guy

Boudewijn van Eerd

I’ve only been actively following your channel for a few months now but ever since I’m eagerly waiting for more lol. I’d love to use this as a conversation starter with my wife to get her into your content as well 😄 Thanks for throwing this sword up for the masses 🖖🏻

SweetAnus

Want it

Jake Morris

If possible, I would definitely like the cool sword please

Jonathan Sletmoe

I would like to get that

Smash My Lick Button

That’s dope. I’d love to begin a sword collection.

Daniel McCormick

this would look awesome in my bedroom!!

Claira Caskey

Thanks Horses!

Hank Will

a hefty yes please to your bringer of death

Adria Kloke

Been a fan for a while and have thought about the deathbringer almost as much as the concepts of your essays.

Kaden

Let’s go swords!

Nathaniel Verbeck

Coolest thing I have seen in a while

Grant Bowers

I would absolutely love to own one.

Sundree

I can become ashen one now

Josh Garcia

Swords are rad

Xander M

Would love this!

Ruth B

It'd be sweet to win one, good luck and congrats to whomever gets chosen!

Jon Penkava

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring. I was actually sword shopping recently at Celtic heritage festival and my wife said they were too expensive. Free is much cheaper so she wouldn't be able to stop me getting it now. Thanks for the continued high quality content you provide.

Shrapnel

<3

jaden chave

im a cook and i promise a video of a steak being cut with it

Oliver Williams

In a world of shitty YouTube merchandise I’m pretty sure a sword is the best possible option. I’d be so happy to mount this perilously above the head of my bed.

Luke Unruh

Cool shit, I’d dig it

Ethan Dick

Sick

Lindsey Hooper

i WANT

lyrical

I remember stumbling across your channel early on. I have loved watching your videos :) so thanks for making them! Only patreon Ive ever had.

Matthew A. Pooley

I’d like it

Andrew Adomaitis

i need this good sir

Keith McCord

One deathbringer pretty please mr horse <3

Paige Fisher

Pick me pick me

T8ertot

babe wake up new sword just dropped

Gustavo Juarez

I would be blessed to wield this death harbinger/ slayer of crappy YouTube content and justice bringer for the content community

Miles Eichler

It's just sooooo coool, i'd love any opportunity to hold it

Morgan Taylor

Absolutely love one!

Amari Elliott

I’d love to have this in my living room :)

Denzel Montes

I'm in

Tyler

Truly, you are built like an automobile.

Peter Yost

I volunteer as tribute! 🗡️😂

I

Amazing find! If it comes this way, it will go to my daughter for her 18th birthday.

Kyle Lavarnway

It just needs love, I love it.

Chey Rector

:3

Stella

With this sword I shall slice many things

Tyler Buckley

Now just hold on a Goddamn second? You made this?? I have so many questions!

Mike Coulter

Lady of the lake: no comment

Duckduckcherry

I volunteer;)

Duckduckcherry

would love sword :)

Jill Cefalo-Sanders

New appertment, new sword for appartment. Match made in heaven

Aidan

Sire, a blade such as this is only befitting of a noble

Nate Hebert

Would love to have a sword!

Derek Hernandez

That'd be really cool to hit someone with

Hungry Tires

It will lay dormant and loved with who is picked.

Jack Duncan

Comment? Me?!

Jesse DeStasio

Very rad, count me in

Henri

I shouldn't put my name in, but it would keep my kitchen knives in the kitchen 😏

RM Fouche

Sworb

John Lillo

My old sword has seen its days. It’s time I looked for a new one.

ShlorpyCthulhu

Love it!

Kung fu Pretzel

I don’t need a sword but why not

Shaun Yates

HAIII!!! :3

Joseph Stapleton

The best content and the coolest merch on the internet. Restock Goya tees please!

Nathaniel Parker

Love the content man, keep it up 🙏

Chassse Watson

owning a deathbringer would be vvvvv cool

Knock

Love the Chanel, would love the sword I’ve always wanted one

Aden Mixson

Awesome!!

kurtsmelt

Sword me up poppi!

Chase Dudley

Just when I thought your channel couldn't get any better, now you're offering a free chick magnet?! This would definitely make my tinder profile next level! 🤙

Mark Anthony Freehugs Cushman

Yes

Chase

Been needing a new blade, this one's rusty from goblin blood

Bonerdox

May my enemies tremble if I am to receive this blade

GASmith195

You're gosh darn skippy I'd love a Deathbringer to display. Thanks for the great content!

Geoff Smith

Been meaning to support the patreon and this is a great motivation.

Santiago

Thank you Michael for all of your knowledge, thoughts and time you share with us. Your essays are very special to me and I look forward to all your future works. I would love to care for Deathbringer.

Logan Tyler

Please horses, I just moved into my own apartment for the first time ever on Sunday and this would really tie the living room together. It would be my most cherished possession

Jessi

"THIS GUN VIOLENCE HAS TO END! Can't we all just agree to use knives?" - Roberto (Futurama)

Stephen Lunsford

who wouldn't love a free sword 🗡

AutumnGold

Throwing my hat in the ring for this!

Trevor Groebner

In

Sean Fisher

It will join my gladius in a good home.

Dustin Zingale

I will honor this sword and protect it with my life

Todd Achuff

Wanted one when they first dropped, was so sad that I hesitated and missed them

Emma Aldrich

Now this is a pleasant surprise! Would love to have this on my wall.

Bryan

I just found out last night that I might be a dad. I would love to pass this down!

Alejandro Interiano

Finally I'll have an heirloom to pass down to my children.

Peter Yost

The only content creator I’ve come across that has a sword as merch… incredible

Christian Avila

Dang your Patreon perks are like no other haha! Super neat

Ryan Liden

Omg please please, when I in highschool my best friend gave me this epic vintage knife collection worth a few thousands dollars. I gave one of my other friends at the time the Katana set she gave me because I knew my mom wouldn’t let me keep it. She still eventually threw out entire collection when I spent a night out one day. I’m 25 now but it still hurts to think about. I really enjoyed and used to play with them a lot. She was an extremely religious Christian and it was really rough being around her. But this sword looks so awesome and would be taken care of extremely well.

Riley Baker

Sword would be cool

Chase

Want to gift to a sword-loving friend...

Luka Murro

Win or lose this, I'm still winning by being a patron. Your essays fill me with this overwhelming feeling of both hope and dread somehow and I love it

Yasmin Matthews

Would loved to be randomly picked

Phillip

That sword would be fantastic to have!

Mike Baker

I love you micheal

Isaiah Ramirez

Frank's Undisguised Fillabuster Filmed Underwater's Basement

Luca

I want it!

april

I would NOT wield it with honor. I would use it to whack weeds and pick things out of my teeth.

Redacted Redacted

I’m a random you can pick!

Suhavi Kaur

Keep doing what you love Michael, win or lose I'm just happy to support you.

NOCHANCE

Very on brand

Algo

It's the perfect addition to add to my studio

Lukas Radulski

"Some watery-twat gave you a sword?" ⚔️

Brogan Vahle

I would be humbled for with the honor.

Jose Flores

Swords as merch. Very nice

Tony White

Spare sword pls

Thien-Kim Dinh

I would make a photo shoot for you

Jodethernet

I would love to defend freedom with this.

Kegan

Forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream!

Hunter Peter Thompson

I would love a sword 😇

dixenparadise

Sad it won’t be restocked. Hope I get picked!

West Jones

Hell yeah, brother.

Shayna Roberts

I’ll bend the knee. My sword is yours from this day to your last day

Blake Haugen

There was a time when I thought we were a one sword household. That time has passed. I gotta have it.

Olivia Hoover

yes pls

Ted Roland

This would be sick to open beer with, it would be awesome to have

Sam Madding

Care to put it to the test?

M

i think this sword would really give my dnd character some UMPf. she’s a druid.

Yevka D

I will take up thy sword

E

The scratches make it more beautiful; they give it a story.

Jadon Bumgarner

I would love a sword

Aidan

BRING ME DEATH HORSES!

Jake

I’d love a free death bringer

Sam Schrodt

Be careful with that

Ben

would hang it right on my wall

cateater

hard disagree -michael

Michael Sorensen

Tis but a scratch.

Daniel Pfeifer

this would be so cool c:

yohane

As a man of English descent it would be an honor to be knighted by thee Lord Horses

Kable

I am down for a free sword. That would be awesome!!!

Alex Besh

I would bear it with honor.

Jack Lincoln

I volunteer as tribute.

Brian Bonczek

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

M

I would love one Michale

Ricardo Morales

Hell yeah. Very cool 😎

Alexandra Sward

I come seeking the deathbringer sword

Alex Roe

😲

Kevin A .

Hell YEAH 🗡

Elsper

So wish i lived in the US right now. Oh well What can you do.

Oliver Rousing Glob

I would love to have it

Philosophy of Many

Good heavens, a sword of that caliber in my arsenal would truly bring delight

LumpyRiver

All hail the deathbringer

Anarchodraugr

Comment! haha

Sam Chipman

Yo

Nicholas Sellier

Thats so cool that you would give it away, I would be happy to take it!

Lyss Koren Powell

I would be so honored

Tasha

It would be an honor to own a deathbringer

Trevor H

Yes sir, I would like to be entered

Willem De Ruysscher

Heyyy! I want it lol

Eli Gomall

I will wield it will honor

Aidan Reid

Hell yes I would love one

Darius

Still thinking about that Madame X video!

Allison Barnes

i'd love a deathbringer :)

Jordan Coffland

BEHØLD !!

sylvan

hubcap diamond star halo

chung bungus

Bestow upon me your blade!

Aly

please i beg of thee

leland record

Please gawd bestow me with this gem

june_

Deathbringer: the great equalizer

Casey

Gimme gimme gimme… please

Jazzybird Nelson

👁️


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