[START HERE] Long time no see, huh.

Helloooo folks! Wow, there's still a lot of people here. We feel deeply honored. You have no idea!

Huh, woah... Long time no see, huh. Almost a year. No, wait. More than a year.

There's so much to catch up.

We have some new stuff and some old stuff made new. This is going to be a *long* post. A long series of posts. 

But, before we begin, we need to start with this. The ugly part.

CHARGES WILL TAKE PLACE AT THE END OF THIS MONTH!

CHARGES WILL *NOT* BE PAUSED THIS TIME!

We know this is sudden and that announcing it 5 days before the month ends is kind of sketchy, but don't worry!

We always have and will continue to refund your pledges, no questions asked.

It can be even done automatically and instantly in most cases. Just with the press of a button.

And, if for some reason the refund fails for whatever reason, we will keep trying to refund you until it succeeds.

Quick questions you might have:

Question #1: Why not wait until the beginning of the next month to restart the charges?

Answer: That will be thoroughly explained at the end of the series of posts. But only then.

We will do it this way to prevent guilt tripping anyone into keeping their pledge. This last year has been super hard for most. If you wish, or feel the need, to withdraw your pledge right before it all begins again, you should do it.

Continue your pledge only if you're in a comfortable position to do so.

Question #2: C'mon dudes! You could have at least posted this earlier and given us more time!

Answer: Completely agreed. 

We really tried to restart this entire thing since 3 months ago, but we failed. We're about to go into detail about why we failed to meet deadlines not only this time, but all previous ones as well.

That's about it for the ugly part. 

One more thing, before the we reveal future in a *deep dive!*

NEW(KINDA) STUFF READY TO PLAY!!!!

Our game engine has now been ported to Unity!

This means native desktop versions from here on out, but there's still one new browser game before the final goodbye to all browsers!

Here it is!

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/786416

It technically doesn't have any new lewd content you haven't seen already.

There's a brand new mini-game in it! It turned out quite fun I must say. 

Besides that, it's just those old Blair animations! You should definitely give it a try!! Don't forget to leave a rating on NG and/or a review. They really, really help us getting more people onto this boat!

We will release the native desktop version of this game *TOMORROW!*
For Windows, Mac and Linux! So, if your browser is struggling to handle the game, don't fret. 

But you should still give the game a go on Newgrounds. Any viewership and engagement goes a long mile in helping us out!

Al'right, now, the deep dive!

So just what have we been doing all this time? And by all this time, I mean... Since 2017! Yeah, it has been this fuckin' long already.

I had already written like 3 whole pages detailing everything in the usual way I do those posts, but then...

A charming gentleman suggested to "make it like a book", instead. Why not at this point, right?

So, we're gonna go full dork on a new gimmick. It's gotta be better than those old huge text walls of ours, though.

Here it is--- BUT FIRST!!

These chapters you're about to read are meant to be completely tongue-in-cheek! It's all satire and cheap jokes. It was also not proof-read by a professional, so please forgive any slip of the hand.

READING THEM WITH ANY AMOUNT OF SERIOUSNESS MAY CAUSE YOU TO CRINGE YOURSELF TO DEATH!

You've been warned.

If it helps, picture the story as being told by a narrator in a noir movie. Or, more likely, in a parody.

Ok, here it is:

Chapter #0 

https://www.patreon.com/posts/49263341