All that and a bag of woodchips.

Get ‘em Mames.

Mattarot

All these dudes need to be pelted.

I am living for this

In some cultures swearing said bones are a good luck charm for fertility so 👀

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As a trainee taxidermist the demand for animal hats has boomed lately! Also animal penis necklaces are in popularity..one I don’t stock personally..

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This reminds me of those zombie ants that get attacked by a fungus and the fungus takes over their body and makes them do weird shit. Zombie Fox Parasite. Sauce: <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis." rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis.</a>

2 Things: 1) His ebay account is deepfriedsnow, which just raises a lot of questions for me, and 2) If you are going with a nightmare hat, might I suggest this one, which looks like someone dropped a bowling ball on a fox and then added some extra tails: <a href="https://www.ebay.com/itm/Red-fox-mountain-man-fur-hat-black-powder-hats-raccoon-beaver-wolf-coyote/223250078615?hash=item33fabddb97:g:gBIAAOSw1hJb2y8-:rk:1:pf:0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.ebay.com/itm/Red-fox-mountain-man-fur-hat-black-powder-hats-raccoon-beaver-wolf-coyote/223250078615?hash=item33fabddb97:g:gBIAAOSw1hJb2y8-:rk:1:pf:0</a>

This screams of Jenny Lawson, and I love it.

I think the obsession starts with those hats that look like dead animals but aren't, then I guess you progress onto skunk heads n limbs...?

Have you seen the woman who turns her dead birds into hats/headbands?! Google “dead animals as hats” go to images.. 10th one down.... you won’t regret it .. also, you’re welcome.

No offense, the guy wearing the fox hat looks like he is red headed and part of the Orthodox Jewish community. I repeat, no offense.