Father Of The Year
Added 2024-06-09 01:30:33 +0000 UTCFelix is perpetually jump-scared by the weird tiny gremlin-thing that lives in his house
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Yeeeep, then IMMEDIATELY spit it out. I remember as a kid, my family encouraged me to have a sip of my grandma's wine, and I immediately spat it out because wtf, people actually LIKE that rancid rotten grape taste?? But at least wine is sweet. Felix has hard liquor in that flask- whiskey or rum or vodka- something that DOES taste like jet fuel. Perry would try to sneak a sip and probably start choking while it burned his nose and throat. Felix would just take the flask away with an amused chuckle, "hmf, let that be a lesson to you, ducky".
Lopoddity
2024-06-09 14:46:19 +0000 UTCWas Perry ever bold enough to sneak a sip of his dadโs โjuice?โ Not that I think either of his parents would explicitly encourage that behavior, itโs just that Liv and Felix arenโt exactly winning any parenting awards anytime soon, and being a chaotic gremlin child myself once, I know I wouldโve downed my momโs wine glasses as a 5 year old if my parents werenโt watching me.
FloweryFruitFangs
2024-06-09 12:56:47 +0000 UTC*flash back to when my 3 year old niece wanted a sip of my wine cooler and I blurted out that she couldnโt because it was adult juice*
Heather
2024-06-09 12:36:00 +0000 UTC
