God Be With Day (Day Sonny vs. Palutena Story/Vote Fic!!)

She kept her mouth open as her chest heaved slowly, taking in the sour wind around her, when Dayshia herself marched to the middle of the road, pinching her nose shut. She dared not take another step forward once the sound of quacking rose where Palutena staggered. The gassy goddess gnawed her lip with a string of smaller farts that dampened her cheeks one after the other. To her, she could have kept going forever if it meant not having to be clogged up in Skyworld for so long. But as Dayshia’s complexion went from bronzed to green, Palutena chuckled and silenced her sphincter before brushing her hair over her shoulder again.

“Well, since I’ve relieved myself, I don't think we need to hide any more secrets, do we?”

Dayshia poked her right eye open before swallowing hard when she didn’t cry on cue from what would have been her own personal humid hell. “Agh! I-I guess not… but I still wish you would tell me what’s going on or why you’re even here…”

“Oh, that’s easy,” Palutena reached her hand behind her cheeks and ran her fingers up her crack. She thanked herself when the slip of paper at the top brushed against her tips, having survived the hurricane she unleashed, before pulling it to her face. Obviously, Dayshia continued to lean back, so Palutena waved her offering side-to-side until the cheesy smell faded.

“I have a coupon for an extra large pizza with any toppings I like, and I wanted to treat my army to a party once I got home. But unfortunately, the only way to cross over is by going through this pocket dimension somebody created, and I haven’t found a way out, so I’ve mostly been traveling on foot until I find somebody who can–”

“Wait, wait, wait,” Dayshia waved her arms before finally stepping forward, the air clearing at her presence alone. “Can you say that last part again?”

“You mean about the pizza?” Palutena brought the coupon closer to her face and smirked. “I suppose I could offer you a slice for your troubles. Do you have a preference on any toppings?”

Dayshia was about to fire back with a retort before Palutena put the coupon back in her own ass and asked, “Or, are you asking me to help you get out of here so you can find your friend Sasha and go home?”

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(FULL STORY CONTINUES IN THE ATTACHED PDF FILE BELOW; DAY SONNY PREQUEL FIC WILL BE RELEASED LATER THIS MONTH)