Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 9/15/21

AEW DYnamite

Punk goes to commentary!

Adam Cole vs Kazarian

Cole has a jacket

Kaz counters a PS into an alabama slam, leg drop for 2

Cole fakes out Kaz a few times, hits PS, then Last Shot for 3

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Story time with Adam Cole: Hope is a dangerous thing, and that locker room hopes they can keep up with the elite, but that ain’t gonna happen. I’ve only been here for a short period of time and there’s three people who’ve gotten under my skin, Christian, Luchasaurus, Jungle Boy, if they’re so tough, Rampage Grand Slam, those three vs Cole & Bucks six man tag. The SUPERKLIQ IS BACK BAY BAY and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop us.

Schiavone with Feugo and his new car, he says as much as I love it, I’d trade it all in to be TNT champion. Sammy says is that a challenge? Fuego says I’ll put my car on the line for a shot MIro!

MJF promo, last week you were all so sympathetic for cryin bryan, but you should be sympathetic for me cuz I’m standing in the armpit of america, new jersey. What does Bruce Springsteen, Tyler Hamm all have in common? They all suck. I was smartened up in the back that some of my words might have offended you last week. I don’t care. As you people all know, I’m salt of the earth, I’m also very religious, so I’d like to have a conversation with Brian Pillman. Mr. Pillman, sir if you mind, then he looks down and says HEY PILLMAN WE NEED TO TALK! Don’t get me wrong, you’re a legend, but your widow methanie created the worst excuse for a wrestler, Pillman Jr. Tell your son if he shows up in Queens, that I am going to massacre him. Cuz these people can chant your last name all they want, Pillman interrupts with a chair, Wardlow takes it, Pillman slaps him, Wardlow rushes him, Pillman dumps him out.

JR with Pillman, Jim tells Pillman Jr the story of his dad telling him about when he told him he was being born, JR says last week you were humiliated, you have a chance to redeem yourself, for the family sake, are you planning on doing that? Pillman says last week in Cinci, I feel like I let him down. MJF, while you were waking up in egyptian wool, I was fighting every day for my life. I might be well put together, but my upbringing was FERAL. YOu don’t know the adversity I’ve been through. And at AA you are stepping in the ring with a Pillman.

FTR vs. Sydal/Martin

FTR win with Big Rig, but dang this is all fun

***

CM Punk explains Suzuki Incident

Lance Archer/Suzuki promo

He says we’ve been a team for a long time, once SG always SG, in NYC, you’re stepping into the ring with us. Suzuki says SUZUKI GUN ICHIBANNN!!

Malakai Black promo

MEMBERS of the house of black, please rise, for WE have an enemy in our midst. Walking freely among you wearing the colors of the enemy. Camera goes to ROSARIO DAWSON. She hops on his back as Cody comes running down. They brawl into the crowd.

Bunny/Anna Jay Recap

Dark Order promo: The Dark Order immediately start bickering. Anna says if you can’t get it together, I don’t want you out there for my match.

Oh ffs Dan Lambert, he says the AEW fans men are small and the women are large. Thank god its not too long, Judas interrupts him, Jericho and Hager come out.

Jericho says it sounds like there’s 15,000 here who love that song, we could sing along to your song but no one knows the words to I’m a fat faced dipshit yeah yeah yeah!

Lambert says I’m surprised you’re the one to defend this company, but you are the master manipulator here, getting these idiots to spend their allowance on your crap.

Jericho says what is your problem, you scream at the AEW clouds like a grumpy old man, so when I see you surrounded by your meatheads, so I’ll ask, who’s on top? You rely on intimidation and scare tactics, Jake is undefeated in MMA, I’ve mixed it up with MMA guys backstage (references LEsnar and Goldberg), like Tyson says, everyone has a plan til they get punched in the face. So why don’t we come down and punch your face.

Lambert says if this is gonna go down, and you wanna see the men of the year take out the inner circle jerk, you’re gonna have to do it in a real city, not this shit hole new jersey, we’ll see you in the big apple. Jericho says ok page, scorpio, we’re gonna beat the living hell out of you and there’ll be no escape from new york for you.

Gunn Club talk about being undefeated, earning respect. If anyone has a problem with that, say when.

Leyla Hirsch vs. Jade Cargill

Leyle gotes for a double leg, can’t get it, does get it, Jade gets out the ring, Leya suicide dives on Mark Sterling

Leyla hits knee strike

Leyla tries for an arm bar, Jade powerbombs out of it

Leyla finally hits german suplex, suicide dive, knee strike

Leyla misses a moonsault, eats big boot, JADED for 3

**½

Andrade promo

He says I never gave the order interrupt my match, he bullies his assistant into telling him what happened. Assistant says Chavo-- CHAVO IS NOT YOUR BOSS. I can beat Pac one on one.

TAZ COMES TO CM PUNK, HOOK COMES TOO, Taz yells at Punk for taking his job. YAS!! Hobbs snask attacks Hobbs and he has amazing overalls again! Punk fights back, HOOK PUTS PUNK INA  DRAGON SLEEPER!! HOOK yells at commentary to leave, they do! Hobbs chokeslams Punk and the table doesn’t break OUCH!

Darby Allin/Shawn Spears promo

Spears vs Allin

Jesus Spears sweeps Allin’s legs on the apron, he basically spikes himself, Sting lurks while Tully hangs out, Spears takes a wet cloth to Darby’s face.

Spears wants the DVD on the steps from the apron, Darby counters with a stunner, suicide dive, coffin drop

***

FTR attack after the match

WHOA< Tully wipes Sting’s facepaint off!!

Danielson promo replay

Schiavone interviews Bryan Danielson: He’s about to talk, Callus interrupts we’ve heard enough, I’ve been listening to it all week, the hippy millionaire. You made this decision to come here thinking what was best for the business and everyone in it, and people call me a carny piece of shit. But I take it back, Kenny corrected me, that’s REALLY how Bryan thinks. I guess I was wrong, if you think like that, you’re just a MARK.

Bryan: Someday, this will be about the title. But right now, it’s just about who’s better. Lets give the people what they want. Kenny Omega vs. Bryan Danielson, what do you say? Callus says NO WAY! BRYAN SAYS SHUTUP YOU PIECE OF SHIT!! I came here to talk to Kenny Omega, but maybe I shouldn’t have, I came to AEW to fight the best bout machine, the god of pro wrestling, but since I’ve been here, all i’ve seen here is a guy that hangs out with goofy stooges. Who lets this piece of shit talk for him. I heard the rumors that maybe you’ve lost a step, but I don’t think that’s true, I just think you’ve lost your balls. So what do you say, YES OR NO? Kenny: YOu say you want the best bout machine? The god of pro wrestling? MY ANSWER IS YES.

Miro promo: You want to challenge me for a car? I will bash your brains and then I will bash your car! And your family will thank me.

Matt Hardy: OC you broke my nose, you owe me a debt, I will collect. I am sick of your antic, I’m gonna take away everything you think is cool, I’m gonna turn orange cassidy into the orange egghead.

Mox/Kingston vs. 2.0

Easy win for Mox/Kingston

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After the match, Suzuki comes out, gets his entire song, Archer attacks Kingston, Mox and Suzuki go at it