Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 9/8/21

Malakai Black vs Dustin Rhodes

Dustin gets his shit in. Black hits a flying knee to put a stop to his shit. He gets Cody’s boot from under the apron. Kicks it to him. This pisses off dustin, who hits a destroyer on Black for 2. Dustin goes for a bulldog, he misses, rushes Black, who evades, Dustin hits the corner, black mass for 3

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LUCHA bros promo, penta says anyone willing to suffer can try and take these titles from us

Kingston/Miro promo yassss think they’re gonna run it back!!

Cm Punk promo

Thanks to Darby, sting and you! I didn’t know what I had what it takes. It’s like riding a violent bicycle. Chants of you still got it. We also got Suzuki and he’s taking on local cinci maniac Mox. He shouts out Pillman’s aunt Linda. Ruby Soho! Adam Cole! Bryan Danielson. First person I texted was my wife. She said what’s next? Maybe I would leave it up to ya’ll. What’s next?? Some say Mox. Some say Pillman? TAZ INTERRUPTS!!! Hahahahahah!!!! So you had a match, and you were impressive!! Don’t you ever mention team Taz!! I didn’t!!!! DONT DO IT!!! Punk says SEND STARKS!! SEND HOOK! SEND ME HOBBS! Then Punk steals Taz’s catch phrase

LAX coming for that top spot

Ruby Soho interview interrupted by Britt, says you’ll be irrelevant once Hayter beats you. Ruby says she helped Britt break in. You name yourself all these nicknames, so people don’t see who you really are. Britt says you forgot women’s champ, what are you the runaway? Run back to catering where you spent the last four years.

Hobbs vs Dante Martin

Oh wow Hobbs catches a suicide dive and throws him in the post

Hobbs uses his exposed knee to martin’s midsection

Martin comes back with a drop kick

Hobbs win

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Lambert talks about the new signings taking away from his guys. This company has only two real men working for it. He works up a sweat talking so hard.

HFO wants to shave his hair. OC just reiterates that

MJF

Prior to Sunday I beat Jericho three times And I beat him again and after I won and my music hit, the match was restarted cuz of extreme bias. Everyone in the back hates me cuz they wanna be me. He runs down Cincinnati calls it the biggest dumpster fire in the world. Everything in this city is MID. Got a problem? Jump the guard rail oh you won’t cuz you’re cowards. He runs down Pillman’s daughter. Pillman Jr comes out. He says Maxwell Jerkoff Friendman. He talks up being from cinci,

MJF calls his Mom Meth-ani. It’s a shame she coulda birthed at least five other second generation prospects, but she didn’t swallow. Wardlow, are you gonna help me like you did Sunday? Just stand in the corner and look pretty. MJF says if you don’t get out of here, I’m gonna do what she shoulda done years ago, abort-- Wardlow kinda does a half-assed job pulling him away. Griff comes out, Wardlow takes him out, holds him up so MJF could hit him with the ring.

Mox vs. Suzuki promo

Hayter vs. Soho

They sorta botch a spot where Ruby has her in like a rana position, Hayter kinda seems out of it after that, Ruby gets the win with her finish

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They attack Ruby after the match, Riho comes down for the save, she gets taken out, Stat makes the save when britt goes for the stomp on the belt

Ricky Starks/Brian Cage promo

Cage wants Starks one on one

DO Inteview: Are you fine? They bicker, til Anna Jay comes in, says we’re a family, we are a team, we are ONE. Figure it out.

Dark Order vs. Pinnacle

DO cant get on the same page, spears hits an assisted DVD on Silver for the win

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After the match, they start fighting, Anna Jay and stay come down

Anna and Tay talk about feuding with Jade & Nyla

Tully interview, he talks about leadership, says Sting is trying to capitilize on younger talent. He wants TK to book a match between Darby and Spears

Varsity Blondes Pillman is pissed and got a match with MJF at the Arthur Ashe show. Acclaimed comes in says Caster has a match on rampage

Elite come out

Tony had the mic, Callus has a mic, mentions the PWI top 500 thing, says at all out, it was about the elite, kenny proving why hes the greatest wrestler ever and it was all about the bucks providing the greatest tag match in history. The belts were stolen, but don’t worry cuz we have a plan. Nick, who has a septum/ear chain, says we have our best friend back: ADAM COLE!

Who’s ready for story time with adam cole? First of all, he walks up to Schiovane, now I know you’re really close with Britt, and I swear to god if you even look at her the wrong way, I will slap those glasses off your face, GET OUT OF OUR RING NOW. NERD.

All Elite Wrestling, the greatest pro wrestling company in the world. Because of the guys in this ring. Everything here is thanks to the elite. Because I know I’m new here, but I’ve been elite for a long time, for nearly 14 years I have main evented, won world championships, shown I am a once in a generation pro wrestler. Now I’m with the best, because the bucks are the greatest tag team of all time, kenny is a once in a lifetime pro wrestler and the aew title proves that. Of course, now the elite has adam cole bay bay. You should all be thanking kenny, the bucks, us, now the elite is complete. If you don’t believe me, just wait til next week when I make my in ring debut, and after I prove how good I am, you will see how elite I am.

Kenny: That’s a cause for celebration, and as much as I’d love to celebrate with you, I despise one thing: Interruptions. We were so unceremoniously-- Danielson’s theme hits.

Kenny says CUT THE MUSIC, could I have the room? HEY BRYAN. Step into the squared circle. You are just the guy I wanted to speak with. Bryan snatches the mic. Quick question, do you guys wanna see me fight Kenny Omega?He says it doesn’t work like that here. You’re the greatest wrestler that ever lived. I think you’re afraid to take this match, cuz you know I’m better than you, I will kick your head in, and you are not on my level. Kenny takes off his jacket. Kenny attacks, Bryan takes him down in an arm bar, Kenny taps, the elite attack, JE and Christian attack, Kazarian too. Cutler gets in, finds himself in the middle of them all. Crowd chants you fucked up! Bryan hits knee plus.

Suzuki vs. Mox

They bite each other, they headbutt each other, Suzuki gets opened up around the eye, he goes for a sleeper, Mox hits DEATH RIDER

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