Steve Notes AEW Dynamite 8/18/21

Mox & Kingston Promo, as they strut out through the crowd, 2.0 and Garcia take them out

They get in the ring and call out Sting and Darby, ask for a ref, Sting comes out, Darby attacks from behind

They battle up to a lobby area, Garcia comes up and helps out, Darby gets launched into the roof as 2.0 and Garcia beat on Sting

Darby walks down a hand rail and launches himself, Eddie Kingston comes to help out to even the odds

EEEK 2.0 put Sting through a table AND HE NO SELLS IT!! Then hits DOUBLE DEATHDROP AND DOUBLE DEATHLOCK HAHAHAHAH

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Sammy Guevara proposes to his gal live earlier

Spears and Tully promo: hahah Spears says slim pickins in San Antonio, Spears says for one night only he’s gonna let Pam be a member of pinnacle, then says she gets to be on top

Spears vs. Guevarra

They hella brawl before the bell

Finally the bell rings, ref ejects Tully

Sammy puts Spears through a barricade with a DVD

Sammy hits 630 and Spears kicks out?

S hits a bunch of knee strikes, then GTH on Spears for the win

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Christian Cage interview interrupted by Callis, says I’m so happy after 25 you’re getting your opportunity to take on Kenny, he says nothing has changed, he’s still on top, and Christian is still having matches, Chritian says he’s gonna take the AEW title, but you’re right, things never change, you think you’re the smartest guy in the room but you’re just a carny piece of shit

Dante Martin promo, he says last week he pushed Omega to his limits, next time he’ll be better

Hahahah Dan Lambert says AEW has jumped aboard the Cancel Culture train and sent Archer to hurt Lambert, he brings Junior Dos Santos and Andre Arlofski, says UFC is letting them be in a pro wrestling ring- he says AEW is not the answer, he runs down the crowd, says the only reason you’re here is cuz AEW is the only other option besides sitting at home in your mom’s basement looking up creepy shit on the dark web

Archer comes out, gets attacked by Sky and Page

Jericho promo backstage

For the past four weeks I have endured the labors, but I’ve paid the price, I took 14 power bombs, light tubes, etc, but tonight I get the ultimate prize, tonight is Jericho vs MJF, I might not have Judas the music or the Judas Effect, but I have 5,000 friends of Jericho that are gonna sing me to the ring. The five labors end TONIGHT, jericho up, mjf down.

Jurassic Express vs. Young Bucks

Damn, JB hits a superplex on Nick from LS shoulders

Kenny comes out, hits Marko with a chair, they put the chair in the ring, christian runs out to take out Kenny, the GB distract the ref, JB hits a brainbuster on Matt on the chair, Nick breaks it up, JE hits thoracic express on Matt, Nick breaks it up, LS takes out the field outside, YB hit BTE trigger on JB for 3

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Gallows comes out with Cage, throws him in the ring, they beat JE down

Kenny hits OWA on Christian

Britt Baker interview, she intros Jamie Hayter, she says me and Britt go way back, she challenges Red Velvet to a match in milwaukee. Britt says you said Red isn’t my color, but gold is.

Matt video promo, he says I am not picking on Wheeler Yuta, but I am an equal opp ass kicker, OC and Trent, if you keep sticking your nose in my business.

WELLLLLLL Paul Wight interview, he’s super hyped about getting back into the ring and chokeslam Solow. He says he has a huge announcement, but he’s cut off by QT Marshall, uses a lame houston we have a problem, says we wanted to come out here and stop you from saying something you couldn’t deliver on.

They talk some shit back and forth, BS invites them in, QT says there’s a reason you were hired as an announcer, not a wrestler. BS gets pissed. QT introduces a photo of BS’s x-rays of his hip. BS gets pissed, haha he called him plugs, he said he talked to Khan, at All Out he has a match with QT.

Jade Cargill video calling out Kiera Hogan for Friday.

Super Elite interview, they say they’re going to hawaii Tony says theres gonna be an eliminator tournament for tag teams to determine a number one contender, where they’ll fight YB in a cage

TAZZ!! Intros himself and hook, then Ricky Starks

Starks says he’s for the world, completely not understanding the name of the title

He calls out Cage, but he’s backstage being beat up by Hobbs, til he’s not

Death Triangle- PAC says Andrade, All Out is perfecto, what better place than where I obliterated Omega on two weeks notice. Andrade shows up, if you want this match, you need to agree to my condition, its a phone-book sized rider. Chavo says Lucha Bros, good luck in the eliminator, cuz you’ll never be champs with a boss like him.

Penelope Ford vs. Thunder Rosa

Good match, Rosa taps out Ford

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Haha Arn and Brock Anderson interview

Arn looks like he’s been drinking

Says oh FUCK Brock has a match against Malakai Black, Arn tries to reason with Brock, says he will hurt you. Brock says the match is signed, and with all due respect, I’m not asking you, I’m telling you.

Miro: last week i did not forgive Fuego, he accepted something he was not given. He calls out Eddie Kingston

Mox promo backstage, just spewing off about everyone in AEW, I’m pretty sure he’s coke’d out. He talks shit about Omega, Page and Christian, says he was champion during covid, rants on Danny Garcia

HAHAHAHA Crowd singing Judas a capella ain’t that bad. So much Delta in that place.

Jericho vs. MJF

MJF grabs the camera to flip people off, Jericho punches him, puts him back in the ring

MJF works the elbow,

Jericho hits a lionsault

MJF counters a pin with a salt of the earth, bites Jericho's fingers, Jericho gets the walls in, MJF rolls out, they trade blows, MJF hits a sneaky low blow, puts Jericho in liontamer, Jericho gets to the ropes, MJF has the ring, Aubrey tosses it, Jericho hits him with the bat, tries for JE, remembers he can't, MJF does, gets Jericho in the SOTE, JERICHO TAPS BOOOOOOOO

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