Slippin' across her leg (Animated)
Added 2024-11-11 05:11:34 +0000 UTC"Well now, this is interesting...never thought I'd end up supporting my own tits with my legs. Honestly this feels a lot better than standing up or walking around, these babies are too much. I don't know why I'm so...calm about this. This is going to affect my life enormously. It must be the whole turning-into-a-cow thing, made me kind of placid and passive...and I know logically I should be riled up about that too, but again, just can't really be arsed.
This is wild, though. Here, come try to lift one of these. It's like a 20 pound sack of rice...yeah, don't throw out your back. Please put it back gently, don't just let it slap onto my leg. Hmm. I don't know, we'll see what the future holds...I kind of just want to lie on the couch and eat a couple heads of lettuce. Could you run to the store and fill up a cart with lettuce? Those delivery apps have such a big markup."
