Derpo

Unlucky Pizza Delivery Guy (WIP)

Added 2022-09-30 16:30:25 +0000 UTC

"At the wrong place at the wrong time." let's just say he was unlucky enough to have caught a bunch of mafia-type dudes in the middle of their murder session while delivering a pizza in a really shitty building, so now he's stuck in that situation.

I imagine the dude in the sweater and scars is like the "Boss" or some other cliché role that can justify why the heck he can just go do whatever he's doing with the poor guy. Speaking of doing whatever, In case it wasn't clear, I actually have no clue what type of horrible horrible torture I'll subject our poor unlucky tied up guy to just yet, that's why for the time being it's just an awkward q-tip hovering over his navel to probably tickle him to death or whatever. IDK.

But so far, the options I've totally come up with on my own and definitely did not just steal from someone on discord are:

A: Have his innie be forcefully pulled out into an outie.
B: Have his outie be forcefully pushed into an innie.
C: Stick a syringe full of random liquid in there and use a vibrator on his dick.
D: Use a vibrator on both his belly button and his dick. Or
E: Matrix-style belly button bugging with a hand job combo.

Which one of my totally original ideas did you like best? Or did you like none of them? Let me know which option tickles your fancy or if you have any better ideas! Either way please tell me so I can steal them-- err I mean, read them. Yes. That. I totally don't just steal ideas from people without crediting them, don't believe what people in discord say, they're all clearly crazy. Okay byeee.