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Children of the Corn (1984) KILL COUNT [Patreon Version]
Added 2024-11-29 14:00:09 +0000 UTCIt is He Who Lives Behind the Rows telling you to watch this release of Children of the Corn!
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Gatlin sounds like a town out of fallout new Vegas
Space Alien
2025-10-05 07:17:08 +0000 UTCSomehow James managed to be even funnier than usual in this kill count, which I didn't think possible given his absolute golden humor, but my god I just love the script humor from Dead Meat writers and James' line delivery! Cracks me up every god damn time
Anna
2025-04-13 11:26:12 +0000 UTCAllen!!
JD
2024-12-06 15:31:05 +0000 UTCDamn that guy who didn’t like musicals joke hurt, I love Starkid and the dead meat “weird” saga, maybe one day we can get that black Friday and nerdy prudes kill count 😔
Eternal Miasma
2024-12-05 20:59:11 +0000 UTCI watched the movie just before the Kill Count and oh boy. I hate Burt so much. I wish this movie had way more Isaac and way less Bick.
Lina Bariani
2024-12-01 01:16:31 +0000 UTCI would be fine with at least 3 being done as a kill count. Lol
Ben Trieschmann
2024-11-30 16:39:04 +0000 UTCThis was the first ever horror film I saw as a kid. Walking in on my mom watching it, and it terrified me for years. YES!! Maximum Overdrive!
Gage Tolin
2024-11-30 06:42:09 +0000 UTCLoved all the Korn references in this.
Wesley Ball
2024-11-30 05:10:16 +0000 UTCyou should do Santa Sangre. good film
Adam G
2024-11-30 03:03:54 +0000 UTCWould love to ya'll cover the rest of the series on Dead Meat Presents. A long time ago I remember trying to watch them all that were out at the time and I think I did with Urban Harvest definitely being the best of the bunch for me.
Jacob Carlson
2024-11-29 23:49:14 +0000 UTCi honestly really enjoy this movie- from the sounds of this recap anyway. it sounds freshly realistic- like of course bert can just fucking pull the kids off him everytime they try to attack they're like 13. and how he just cuts the plants off.
spook touqe
2024-11-29 23:32:49 +0000 UTCAnother example where the Kill Count is legitimately better than the film! X
BEYOND AUTHENT1C
2024-11-29 20:24:03 +0000 UTCJohn Franklin was an English teacher at my school here in Santa Clarita and he was so freaking awesome. Everyone loved him, pretty sure I still have my yearbooks with his picture! He went by Mr. Sal😊
Iris Jasmin
2024-11-29 20:14:10 +0000 UTCOh boy, I worked at a deli in high school and college. Definitely winced at the meat grinder moment, even if we don’t see the carnage
Anthony Pierre Coco
2024-11-29 18:15:41 +0000 UTCDon't think we missed that Smiling Friends reference in the background of the set, James.
Chris Mingus
2024-11-29 16:27:30 +0000 UTCAs soon as I saw the trailer for this kill count, I knew there was gonna be KoRn puns. I was not dissapointed haha!
nebjo
2024-11-29 15:36:34 +0000 UTCHate to point this out James but that was a deli slicer nit a meat grinder
Paint Dæmon
2024-11-29 15:23:22 +0000 UTCAnd by the time this episode released, a Wikipedia page was approved and published. Way to go!
Pandemonium
2024-11-29 15:18:58 +0000 UTCI too would be scared of a group of children
spook touqe
2024-11-29 14:45:02 +0000 UTCWatching this as a kid I was legit terrified. Not so scary anymore 😅
Zach Bolland
2024-11-29 14:30:52 +0000 UTCwas hoping for a Korn joke - was not dissapointed! Great kill count team!
LegacyToons
2024-11-29 14:22:49 +0000 UTCFirst
Henrythejones
2024-11-29 14:11:15 +0000 UTC
