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Hatchet (2006) KILL COUNT [Patreon Version]

Added 2024-09-13 13:00:09 +0000 UTC

Ready to join the haunted swamp tour? Hop aboard for this Hatchet Kill Count!

Hatchet (2006) KILL COUNT [Patreon Version]

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saw this one on YouTube and came straight here lmao

Matteo Peccei

2025-08-31 06:50:22 +0000 UTC

I don't like techno "you would if you had robot ears"

Jake Martens

2025-06-12 05:30:33 +0000 UTC

i got patreon thanks to you james keep up the good work favorite chanel

Jean-Yves Deschenes

2024-11-10 05:03:38 +0000 UTC

1st time I like it it scary and gross at the same time. add this film to my films of horror like Micheal myers fredd jason hellraiser scream

Paul Viglione

2024-09-28 20:09:42 +0000 UTC

Is this supposed to open the patreon version? I'm still seeing the youtube version

Ben Sharpe

2024-09-19 18:40:04 +0000 UTC

Goregasim is all I can say! Love it!

StarWolf_88

2024-09-14 19:08:35 +0000 UTC

the can you spot me line snuck up and got me with the giggles. So glad it was included here.

Forrest Zimmerman

2024-09-14 18:30:12 +0000 UTC

did anyone else think that was a Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital t-shirt?

Sam the Scotsman

2024-09-14 06:21:28 +0000 UTC

id love to meet Kane Hodder just for the fact I'm only 5 foot tall and in a wheelchair so I would make him look even bigger

Sam the Scotsman

2024-09-14 06:19:21 +0000 UTC

The face split is Kane's favorite kill he's ever done in a movie!

Winston P.

2024-09-14 03:20:13 +0000 UTC

The face ripping apart literally had my jaw drop.

Spyd1224

2024-09-14 02:51:12 +0000 UTC

James’ face and his dance for the numbers song got an honest to god snort laugh out of me. Also, shout out to the guys at the beginning who didn’t go on the swamp tour. Boobs save lives, y’all.

Mara Copland

2024-09-13 22:57:08 +0000 UTC

Thank you guys for being so entertaining!!!!

Piconick

2024-09-13 22:10:26 +0000 UTC

Yesssss, finally!!!!

DylPickle

2024-09-13 18:18:11 +0000 UTC

ive been waiting for this kill count for 5 years lol. finally glad yall did it. now ill wait in my cabin like vc for the sequels.

SofreetoBandito

2024-09-13 18:17:45 +0000 UTC

I never watched hatched before last night was the first time

FpNumba Two

2024-09-13 16:38:26 +0000 UTC

Kane really shoveling in the kills in this movie 😂 Looking forward to another v/h/s kill count already bought the movie today

EvilBefall

2024-09-13 16:18:29 +0000 UTC

I never thought I'd hear a Disney song in a "To the numbers!" bit. Loved it and I love lil firefly Ray. Very fun kill count fam.

Jennifer Alice

2024-09-13 15:57:05 +0000 UTC

Victor Crowley: Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere

Muse

2024-09-13 15:33:31 +0000 UTC

I’ve been waiting for years for this series

Roderick Cummings

2024-09-13 15:15:42 +0000 UTC

i love this kill count good work

Pablo Santos

2024-09-13 15:09:43 +0000 UTC

So many fun kills in this.

lennylaserdiscs

2024-09-13 15:08:05 +0000 UTC

I, like Adam Green have been waiting for ages to see you tackle this one and it does not disappoint

John Reid Adams

2024-09-13 14:59:34 +0000 UTC

wowowo the quality of vids lately been crazy good like wow! great work

Aatu

2024-09-13 14:42:56 +0000 UTC

Been waiting for this one 🙏

Yeeted2death

2024-09-13 14:34:15 +0000 UTC

I see that Newbury Comics shirt

Cameron C Drouilhet

2024-09-13 14:12:29 +0000 UTC

Yes!!! Hatchet movies rule

Caden Hengesbach

2024-09-13 14:03:18 +0000 UTC

So excited waited for ages for this to appear.

Chaotic_Goodwin

2024-09-13 13:50:22 +0000 UTC

Fun fact, Marybeth's reaction when she finds her brother and dad's bodies was not acting because they did not tell Tamara that they were there. That was her real reaction. Do fact check me though, I heard this in a documentary like a decade ago.

QuietShade

2024-09-13 13:45:51 +0000 UTC

LOVE IT!!!!! I've been praying for this video to be real for like 2 years and im so happy its finally real and its so good i love it good work team!! hoping and praying yall cover the sequals too :) this is like my favorite guilty pleasure franchise

Blook

2024-09-13 13:41:19 +0000 UTC

These always come out when i get up for school and i just listen in while walking to school. Thank you james

tyler grant

2024-09-13 13:11:46 +0000 UTC

Let’s go new dead meatyt

Reilly Williams ahin

2024-09-13 13:00:30 +0000 UTC

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Hatchet (2006) KILL COUNT [Patreon Version]

Comments

saw this one on YouTube and came straight here lmao

I don't like techno "you would if you had robot ears"

i got patreon thanks to you james keep up the good work favorite chanel

1st time I like it it scary and gross at the same time. add this film to my films of horror like Micheal myers fredd jason hellraiser scream

Is this supposed to open the patreon version? I'm still seeing the youtube version

Goregasim is all I can say! Love it!

the can you spot me line snuck up and got me with the giggles. So glad it was included here.

did anyone else think that was a Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital t-shirt?

id love to meet Kane Hodder just for the fact I'm only 5 foot tall and in a wheelchair so I would make him look even bigger

The face split is Kane's favorite kill he's ever done in a movie!

The face ripping apart literally had my jaw drop.

James’ face and his dance for the numbers song got an honest to god snort laugh out of me. Also, shout out to the guys at the beginning who *didn’t* go on the swamp tour. Boobs save lives, y’all.

Thank you guys for being so entertaining!!!!

Yesssss, finally!!!!

ive been waiting for this kill count for 5 years lol. finally glad yall did it. now ill wait in my cabin like vc for the sequels.

I never watched hatched before last night was the first time

Kane really shoveling in the kills in this movie 😂 Looking forward to another v/h/s kill count already bought the movie today

I never thought I'd hear a Disney song in a "To the numbers!" bit. Loved it and I love lil firefly Ray. Very fun kill count fam.

Victor Crowley: Wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfere

I’ve been waiting for years for this series

i love this kill count good work

So many fun kills in this.

I, like Adam Green have been waiting for ages to see you tackle this one and it does not disappoint

wowowo the quality of vids lately been crazy good like wow! great work

Been waiting for this one 🙏

I see that Newbury Comics shirt

Yes!!! Hatchet movies rule

So excited waited for ages for this to appear.

Fun fact, Marybeth's reaction when she finds her brother and dad's bodies was not acting because they did not tell Tamara that they were there. That was her real reaction. Do fact check me though, I heard this in a documentary like a decade ago.

LOVE IT!!!!! I've been praying for this video to be real for like 2 years and im so happy its finally real and its so good i love it good work team!! hoping and praying yall cover the sequals too :) this is like my favorite guilty pleasure franchise

These always come out when i get up for school and i just listen in while walking to school. Thank you james

Let’s go new dead meatyt

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James’ face and his dance for the numbers song got an honest to god snort laugh out of me. Also, shout out to the guys at the beginning who didn’t go on the swamp tour. Boobs save lives, y’all.