nokeric

Patreon Podcast #114 - Super Oil

Added 2024-11-03 22:44:31 +0000 UTC

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Happy Election week!!! Thank you for sticking with me through these trying times. Over the past few months I have evolved into a half pig half chimp like creature. My one shirt I wear every day is covered in dandruff and stains - and drool. I've become a drooler. I drool now. I eat only frozen pizza. Worst of all, I forgot to pay my water bill and my poop and toilet paper is piling up into a large, menacing cone. I think the government is using satellites to fire laser beams or microwaves into my head (there is a soft spot on my head now). It is the only way to make sense of my recent behavior.

I quit my job almost exactly one month ago. I had a working theory that my job was stifling my creative output. That I was so fixated on work place dissatisfaction it dulled my Nokeric-ness. That if I quit, I would unleash an unstoppable art-filmmaking-social media genius power house. "Yeah that would really start a fire under my ass!" I thought. Well I was wrong. For today, I was wrong. Tomorrow though, yeah tomorrow I'll really get it together. Tomorrow will be the day. Tomorrow I will jump out of bed and fly through the air like Super Man and kick someone's ass. I need someone to kick my ass. I'm getting there. I'm getting there and it will be the best fucking thing you've ever seen!!!

Please enjoy this podcast episode. It's a good one. We answer all of your submitted questions at the end. Here's a link to the unofficial/official discord https://discord.gg/KgUy3SCrTq. Attached is a GIF of my little friend. Her name is Handy-Anne and she lives in my pocket. You'll be seeing more of her soon. Thank you again for the support.

Sincerely,
Eric Bernhagen