What are you gonna do to me this time?
Nothing, nothing at all.
Then why are you looking at me like that?
Just enjoying the view.
I know that should piss me off. Being hit on by a faggot. But itβs actually kinda hot.
Thatβs because inverted your homophobia.
You what?
I took your aversion to being ogled by βfaggotsβ and turned into an attraction.
You made me gay?
No, your still straight. For now. Youβll just find yourself much more eager to show off those I gave you, and your body hair I made you grow, and that handsome face I chiseled for any faggot you run into.
But I didnβt ask forβ¦
You sold your soul for a hot body. These are the consequences.