November Monthly Patron Idea Poll!
Added 2022-11-14 19:00:06 +0000 UTCTime is really getting away from me this year; it feels like only yesterday it was the beginning of Summer...
Anyway, let's get the poll going:
- Camilla (Fire Emblem: Fates) is caressing her large, bloated belly, lovingly blushing as she relaxes in her bedroom. Inside her gut, we see Fem!Corrin, trapped in the tight confines as juices rise around her.
- A giant BotW Zelda sits against a snowy mountainside wall, her cheeks rosy from the cold. She's cupped her hands together and is breathing into them for warmth, but a zoom-in shows a normal-sized Link, woefully unprepared for the weather, getting protected from the cold by the enormous princess' breath.
- Cia (Hyrule Warriors) has captured and shrunken a handful of different versions of Link...literally. With them in hand, she greedily dumps them from her palm into her mouth, the tiny heroes struggling to avoid the sorceress' hungry, waiting maw.
- Imp Midna (Twilight Princess) lays on the seat of Hyrule's throne, a shrunken Link pinned under her somewhat pudgy belly. It gurgles and growls, almost as if to taunt him, and the mischievous shortstack teases; "Well, aren't you going to save her, hero?" referring to the Princess stewing in her gut.
- Scoria has convinced a drunken bar patron (POV) to let her eat them, saying that she can provide a warm shelter for them to sober up in. After spending some time in the warm gut, they ask to be let out. However, their phone buzzes, and an invoice appears, Scoria refusing to let them out without paying her for "lodging fees".
- Paya (BotW) is writing in her journal. She laments that Master Link was supposed to come see her today, but never showed up. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to her, Link is pinned underneath her, pressed into the cushion by her plush buttcheeks.
- A gigantic Princess Ruto (Ocarina of Time) floats in Lake Hylia, a perplexed Link standing on her stomach. Our hero inquires about Zelda, who's apparently gone missing, and Ruto shrugs with flushed cheeks. Meanwhile, we see Zelda lost in a Jabu-Jabu-like dungeon, fuming at the zora princess.
I personally find it cute that there are five separate Zelda-related ideas in this poll. It seems like everyone has Zelda on the brain!