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RIPTIDE | How Pirates Stole Crystmas

The Riptide Pirates are back in a non canonical special holiday one shot! How are Gillion, Chip, & Jay going to save crystmas???

RIPTIDE | How Pirates Stole Crystmas RIPTIDE | How Pirates Stole Crystmas

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I now know why Eurydiโ€™s judgement did so much damage to Chipโ€ฆ

TheSkinMan

grizzly thinking penguins aren't birds and are instead mammals in the suckening campaign I think is beaten by bizly thinking bugs and fish aren't animals. too bad it didn't quite get the same reaction lol

jeffery maguire

And 6 days after it too ๐Ÿ˜ญ

DW55

Gill really re-enacted 9/11 in this worldโ€™s version of September ๐Ÿ’€

DW55

I think he prefers water quotes

DW55

Gillion the type of fish to misuse air quotes

Hue

this is literally the funniest session youโ€™ve ever run

Cucumber Joe

chip: "i want gillion to come back and be okay" gil: "i want chip to be on the nice list" theres something wrong with them

Alextrublii

Can you do one for prime defenders pretty please ๐Ÿฅบโค๏ธ

CaptainSteel

Damn it's been soo long since I heard thst intro

Drathis

feminist chip moment

delta

2:41:37 Wholesome Biz moment ๐Ÿฅฐ

Ryezun _

1:32:00 I love this "Why isn't it possible?" "It's just not-" "Why not you stupid bastard" Ass scene ๐Ÿคฃ

Lea

Chip really keeps finding the worst father figures

Nixahma

calling it now they're divorced

Nixahma

I hate yall I started cry laughing at the snowbunny bit at work and my boss thought I was upset about something ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Andromeda

haha dont take them from us haha... but no seriously dont take them!

VeeVee

As in jerking off the concept of piracy

the fun police

Oh no

the fun police

Dawg this shit was too funny

the fun police

I miss them already ๐Ÿ˜”

Lava ๐Ÿฉต

29:52 you mean TSA?

Seizuristic

I love my stupid bickering pirate family so much! I laughed so hard I almost died like that โ€œhorseโ€ โ€œaccidentallyโ€ did

It's Your Boi

I feel my pupils dilatiing I was in a hyperfix fugue state this whole week and the moment I come out of it I'm greeted by this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

F8Breaker YT

HES TERRIFYING REGARDLESS!

Spark Chaos

Near filled my pantaloons

Carrick

It's so nice to hear to the intro again :)

input name here

Gillions fishmas gift was so sweet im gonna cry

Lyla Harper

my face hurts, my stomach is sore. I missed this

DustTea

I need more riptide

Diego Bills

Not only did Gillion kill a Marine Admiral with an anker- he also soloed that same admiral.

Cosmicren

god damn i love saint nick SO MUCH GRIZZLY ALWAYS COOKS

Nolan Carlsen

Oh we're so back

Ace Hutson

i really thought saint nick/stroke (innit) would be niklaus in disguise

Little rat nest

It was so great to hear everyone back together as the pirates, just dying of laughter! Also the music was so good btw

Anna W

YEAHHH

Lucia enjoyer

Also this hole thing is so Canon don't care it is love it

Emeraldsib573

No but why did I have to cry the moment they introduced them selves

Emeraldsib573

That's the 4th time

aidan

Good gods they fuckin A-Trained a soldier in the sky for Saint Nick's bag! Wtf

Casketeer

What an insane oneshot

em_aye_vee_

2:18:32 imagine we found out his real name like this

em_aye_vee_

"Have you alwas been this unhinged?" Buddy, thats Gillion. He killed a Marine Admiral with an Anker-

Harlow

I love the bit of gillion saying "Ya know, it's actually undersea custom to-" and proceeding to say the most insane sentence you can think of.

Xรฉphen

I'm so convinced that the blond one is Cedric

em_aye_vee_

One of jays dads sisters.. so Jayson has multiple sisters?

em_aye_vee_

If chip had used his illusion headband to look like a snow bunny I wouldโ€™ve lost it.

holcro

my bad

mandsymbolm

hmm i guess but i guess its weird how he only seemed to "know" jay and even implied about ava like i feel like your average guy even pirate wouldnt delve that deep but heh... im just a beta...!

mandsymbolm

god i didn't realize how much i missed riptide but now that i finally have the time to listen.... i sure have missed these pirates

Lyss

โ€œDonโ€™t use language that I like like thatโ€ is the funniest line

Travis Sucks

Its been to long since I heard gillions voice and the rest of the riptide pirates

pug King 322

God I missed the Riptide Pirates, and I remember how terrifying Charlie is with a magic user

Duke Lewis

This entire one shot is just, the sounds of bizly nearly dying 10/10

JuZomBo

oh my god i am so glad im not the only one who heard everett at some points ๐Ÿ˜ญ

izzy bizzy

โ€œI feel like weโ€™re forgetting someoneโ€ ALPHONZE

OkcoolThanks

Hearing "combat is over" and looking at the screen to see another hour and a half in the episode is truly wonderful

man_e _t

Just bought patreon for this

Tax Evader

this was my reward for cleaning my room. hooray!!!! I win!!!

ollieโญ๏ธ

spoilers for like 1:17:00 "i see your wings are magic, maybe being a pirate has held you back" hello???

Kaz

looked it up and found several definitions - white woman who does a lot of cocaine - hot white woman who likes to ski / snowboard in order to hit on guys there - white woman who exclusively hooks up with black guys interpret as you wish

thee_birdo

โ€œIโ€™m not sexist I have a daughterโ€ is the same as โ€œIโ€™m not racist I have black friendsโ€

Severin Moreno

the prawns got to him

thee_birdo

i guess he ended up on the naughty list after all

thee_birdo

they are wanted pirates their posters are literally everywhere

thee_birdo

im pretty sure that was FULLY INTENTIONAL

thee_birdo

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST INCREDIBLE ONESHOT YOU GUYS HAVE EVER DONE I CANT STOP LAUGHING

thee_birdo

โœจScottish magicโœจ

Masgoo

that intro just brought me so much joy

Kaz

Deeply concerned with the dichotomy of Bizly saying Chip is not in love with Gill and Bizly actually playing Chip. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU MADE THE CHARACTER

Nixahma

Ello

Masgoo

THE AUTHOR IS DEAD AND WE HAVE KILLED HIM, CANON SCHMANON

Nixahma

He dies??? Oh no

Masgoo

Spoilers for like 1:12:00 idk "SNOWBUNNY Why arent you coming after me" "Not now pookie im at work" chip aint cooked he's deep fried smoking on fire and the allegations are the chef

Raccoon

Riptide 9/11

Nathaniel Hicks

11 minutes in and we already have an accidental 9-11 joke, this episode is gonna be amazing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Bumpusking

HOLD ON how tf does the guy know who jay is if he not actually santa

mandsymbolm

This is insane I have literally tears of joy and relief that the riptide pirates arenโ€™t a figment of my imagination anymore, thank you Christmas for existing

Skeeto

Is it just me or does Bizly's Chip voice after so long sound more like Everett than it does Chip?? The difference is so so subtle I'm like why so I feel this way. Also, spoilers Chip not being on EITHER list hit hard and then "You lack more than a name" hit EVEN HARDER

Newton P

28:30 "I don't want to lose my skin" Oh gillion you silly little fish

Three Moths in a Trenchcoat

I missed them so much

Scrimbly Kibbles

He can take it

BreadButMore

The absolute screech grizzly did as the red eye soldier plummeted sent me

JuggerNutts

The absolute chaos and nonsense, we are SO back :), I missed them so much!

Alana Cake

who up straight strokin it? and by it i mean .piracy

Jonesy

not 2 b cheesy or anything but riptide brings so much joy, and not just to the listeners but to the players too!! the council spent so much time laughing throughout the oneshot and tbh I think that's telling of what the campaign is. the PCs are so likable (and stupid tbf) that they can be put into any situation and it's awesome, it's awesome by default!! I love riptide!! I love the world of mana!! I love dm grizzly and his writing skills!!

ex_coelis

less than 20 minutes in and chip has already been shot and they're already trying to kill santa. WE ARE SO BACK.

Wyatt Clark

Yeah no this is canon

Isle Of Dead

nicks in the right it was her birthday

karma

I was so scared it was Niklaus, thank christ

TIN

oh we're so back baby

Haunted vibraphone

Coincidentally itโ€™s my birthday too thank you JRWI gods for this gift ๐Ÿซก

Taya

3 WHOLE HOURS OF CONTENT??? A drink of water in the Sahara this is amazing

Taya

Just imagine if chip and gillion died, so only jay would have made it backto the ship , standing there, playing with her yoyo while the crew is asking where the other co captains are and she's just like ".. I told them we could just leave- but look at this cool yoyo"

CandyNerd

THE YULETIDE PIRATES!?!?

Titan Storm

i just finished watching attack on titan before this and gillion is scarier than anything i saw

karma

I donโ€™t care what the description says this is 100% canon in my eyes.

Gooble

New title unlocked: Horse Murderer!

Krowan

I MISSED THESE STUPID IDIOTS FOR SO LONG Merry Fishmas all :D

Iexist

Leave it to jrwi to beat up a dad just trying his best

JustTheLad

i missed my pirates so much,,

Dean

If I ever needed confirmation that I loved Gryffron JRWIโ€ฆ here it is

eebee

AHHHHH IM SO HAPPY IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER

Lava ๐Ÿฉต

I missed their dynamic so much oh my god

Riptide101

spoilers? I wasn't expecting gillion to be the only one of the captains to die this session I was so sure chip was also gonna bite the dust after joining stroken's team

The Eggineer

โ€œI dont want too lose my skinโ€ about that gillionโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜”

Shiny Pickle

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING 10/10, what the FUCK is gill's luck lmfao, anyways thanks to the guys for this AMAZING one shot. ive missed the skrunglies so much, i cant wait to see them again ๐Ÿฅบ

queeriouslyOllie

Saint Niklaus Confirmed?!?

Jaden

man, enough to make a grown man cry

Abel Tovar

I missed this chaos so much! So glad this one shot is here to fun up my holiday

DonaldReigan

I forgot how much I needed the super long sessions MERRY CHRISTMAS!

DW55

FISH AND CHIPPERS GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

The Eggineer

MERRY FISHMAS I MEAN CRYSTMAS

ArkisGoopin

GOD it feels so good to hear shmove

luulcas _

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

luulcas _

I missed Jay ferin so bad omg Jay ferin my sweet summer child, also gill and chip are there (/silly I missed all the riptide pirates sm, ty grizz for the one shot!!!)

TotallyNotNP

I MISSED YOU QUEEN JRWI

pumpkinhead

Spotify Translated jrwishow.com/Merch as dailyratio.com/merge

ByronTheUsurper

I missed riptide so much! This is the best thing I've seen all day ๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ

WhitLi Photography

I cannot BELIEVE THIS! I haven't watched any jrwi in a MINUTE but I GOTTA watch this! I MISSED THE RIPTIDE PIRATES SO MUUUCH!

ByronTheUsurper

Also penguins arenโ€™t birds type energy at 56:20

Rice Buchanan

Wait whatโ€™s funny about the snow bunny Iโ€™m confused

Rice Buchanan

MERRY FISHMAS GUY OMFG IM GOING CRAZY IM NORMAL IM NORMAL KM NORMAL ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

ollieโญ๏ธ

RRRAAAAGGH WTF IS A HIATUS ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น

LickSquid

MERRY FISHMAS!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAHHHHHH I MISSED RIPTIDE LETS GO ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The Eggineer

Praying theyโ€™re delivering a gift to Ollie๐Ÿ‘ future me, report back

eebee

my. face hurts from smiling. i missed them so much. gillion my beloved ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ also NOT THE IMMEDIATE 9/11 JOKE LSJFJNS

queeriouslyOllie

No fucking way

Travis Sucks

Dude I clicked on this so fast!

Cosmicren

FISH AND CHIPS BABY

Lyla Harper

WE'RE SO BACK

Kamshka

I JUST GOT THE NOTIFICATION LETโ€˜S GOOOOO FISHMAS

Cheesenoodles

IM GONNA CRY I MISSED RIPTIDE SO MUCH

randombozooo

guh nyghh i love riptide mmmnmm

Toingle

The months have names!!!! Looks like someoneโ€™s done some worldbuilding

Nathan

oh glorious day

mandsymbolm

AAAHHHHHH WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK BROOOOOOO Why is Santa Scottish?

brain_dead_dm

happy day

littlebleed

IT'S A FISHMAS MIRACLE

Billion Bribestrider

I'm so pumped for some (non-canon) Riptide shenanigans :D

cozyoak_

YESSSSSS

Noa

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AshTheBonehead

9/11 joke at minute 11. We are so back baby.

Amy Waller

OH MY GOD SO REAL

Autistic_Fruit2319

"Feels like I haven't seen you in a year" I'm so glad someone made that joke

em_aye_vee_

MY DAY IS IMMEDIATELY SAVED

Robin

ARRRRRRR RIPTIDEEEEE ARRRRRRR OMGGGGGG ARRRRR

stormynoga

santa, there's been a second sleigh.

glitchHD

GILLION MY BELOVED ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ

res_winter

OH MY GOD I AM SHAKING IS THIS REAL

Autistic_Fruit2319

MERRY FISHMAS!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!

em_aye_vee_

CHIPS ALIVE AGAIN AND QUEEN IS HERE BEFORE THEY ACTUALLY JOIN THE CREW!!! ITS A FISHMAS MIRACLE!! I love this show so much

TheWisperer

LETS GOOO THEY'RE BACK!!! ALSO MERRY FISHMAS!!!

Billion Bribestrider

ITS BEEN ONE MILLION YEARS, THANK YOU JRWEE GODS

Munoz Adan

It's been so long since I last have seen my son

Condi you should try estrogen

MERRY FISHMAS

ItsFault07!

MERRY FISHMAS EVERYONE

beaabumblebee

WEโ€™RE SO BACK

Inkfal

AAA

Liz

actually shaking oh my god

queeriouslyOllie

Sobbing

man_e _t

OH MY GOD I HAVE MISSED THEM

Kas!!

LEEEETTTTT'S GET IT GAMERS

Gรผthrum

RIPTIDE IS BACK BABY

Sharkzilla

FUCK IT WE BALL WE ARE SO BACK!!!

Lauren Volonnino

WOAH RIPTIDE IS BACK YOOOOO Oh my god๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†it is so unimaginably nice to hear the entire riptide crew again. I actually yelled all of their names out loud after hearing them again.

Meapyboy1234567

Fuck yeah dude

Luna Lou

LETS GOOOO

Ferronix

WE'RE SO BACK

Mclimetrix

ARREARAARARAR THE SILLIES ARE HOOOOME!!!!!

GeneralBlep

Hi

Bruh

THEYRE BACK

jay

i cant breathe

izzy bizzy

YAYYY YAYYYT FISHMAS YAYYYY

TheWisperer

MERRY FISHMAS YEEESSSSS

Zephyrr

Omg i felt chills hearing that intro again ๐Ÿ˜ญ ALSO MERRY FISHMAS WERE BACK BABYYYY

GlitchedWillow

MERRY FISHMAS EVERYONE!

Alex The Great

LETS FUCKING GO!!!

Cosmicren

RAHHH THEYRE HERE I MISSED THEM IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS

queeriouslyOllie

OMG THREE HOURS??? BLESS THE JRWI CREW๐Ÿ™

Grace

YAYAYYA JRWI CHRISTMAS ONESHOT

Jibyjiby

I MISS THEM SO MUCHHHHH

Be4youwereborn

MEERY FISHMAS LETS GOOO

Grace

Omg

Masgoo

THEY'RE BACK!!!

Yazinz

WOOOOO!!!!! WEโ€™RE BACK

Voi_Essence

MERRY FISHMAS MY FELLOW JRWI PIRATES YYAAYYAYAYA

Emema_606

That intro feels so good to listen to again ๐Ÿ˜ญ

B71TZ

HOLY MACKEREL

Alari The Aurora

WEโ€™RE FREE MERRY FISHMAS JRWEINERS

georgia ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


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